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May 09, 2020

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Dental floss.

Nobody likes to talk about it, but you gotta have your favorite, right?

Mine is Reach Total Care. I don't think they even make it anymore, but I managed to clean out a couple years worth at the local discount store when they had a bunch from closeout.

Yeah, I hoard things like dental floss I like.

That's why when the WuFlu panic shopping hit, all I worried about was milk for the kids.

And ammo.

For me, not those maniac kids. My homeschool has started getting bomb threats from one of the students, and I feel like the teachers should be well armed.

I suspect the youngest. He likes knocking down block towers saying things like "booom" and "Roooaaar".


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