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May 07, 2020

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These Kids Are Driving Me Crazy!

5-year-old Utah boy is stopped driving his parents’ car on I-15. He wanted to go buy a Lamborghini. So what was he going to do with the car he was driving after he bought the Lambo?

13-Year-Old Missing After Putting Stolen License Plates On Family's Minivan The article doesn't say why he was running away, but it's probably because his parents named him Kadin.

Take It Off!

Topless medical worker blows off steam in Times Square It's the NY Post, so the pictures may be close to NSFW (nipples blurred)

JUDGE RULES THAT STRIP CLUBS MUST GET SHARE OF FEDERAL LOANS It's a far left judge. I wonder if his ruling would be the same if the businesses in question were gun stores and not strip clubs?

Mid Century Modern

Walt Disney's Palm Springs 'Technicolor Dream House' sells for $1m

I've always loved mid-century modern houses. My current house is a MCMish design, although our décor is not. In my perfect world, the cities would be art deco and the suburbs MCM. I'm not sure why, maybe it's just because 60s America seems like a golden time (minus the leftist rot which was just taking root). I know that it wasn't, no age truly is, but it is mythologized in my mind that way. I mean, who wouldn't want to live in Ronald Reagan's California? This is a lovely house, and frankly, I think the owner got a steal at $1 mil. (Obligatory caveat about modern day Commiefornia)

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Things That Make You Go “Huh?”

I mean, I just can't even....Just watch the clip. It's mind boggling.

Sauce For The Goose

Missouri residents who snitched on lockdown rule-breakers fear retaliation after names are made public

I'm worried. Oh, we haven't reached Days of Rage level social disruption yet, but I fear we've crested the hill and can now see it from where we are. In the past week two everyday normal conservatives that I know have been forced off Twitter by determined doxing attacks. One was a normal suburban lady who happened to say that she didn't like Land O' Lakes decision to take the Indian off of their packaging and would be buying another brand of butter from now on. This simple statement so incensed the rabid lefties that they attacked her en masse, hounded and doxed her right off the platform. I'm not sure what the other guy said but he posted that his boss was getting calls demanding he be fired (I think he said something about the Karens) and he was deleting his account. I'm glad these people are getting a taste of their own medicine (actually, from what I can tell they haven't, yet, but they are worried that they will), but I don't see this ending well for the country.

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Speaking Of Land O’Lakes

My Native American father drew the Land O’Lakes maiden. She was never a stereotype.

Interesting that the author of the piece, who admitted that he has protested in the past against the Washington Redskins' name, is now upset when those chickens came home to roost. I guess it really does depend on whose ox is being gored, doesn't it?

Coincidence? I Think Not!


Poor Trashcan Placement

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Unless this is at a Planned Parenthood, in which case it's perfect.

Cops In West Odessa


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