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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, The father, surprised, answers, "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "A Christmas tree?" "Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You TM Now you can make the classic Disney treat. We asked, they answered: After sharing a churro recipe inspired by its popular theme park treat, Disney upped the ante and dropped a how-to for an even more beloved dessert: Dole Whip.
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Human beings are social creatures; we rely on cooperation to survive and thrive. The emotional need to be an accepted member of a group is as true today, as when our ancestors first roamed the African savannah. Psychologist Robert Cialdini coined the term social proof to define this deep-rooted need to belong. According to social proof theory, when an individual is unsure of the correct way to behave, they will often look to others to help choose an appropriate course of action.
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Goodbye finger prints. Hello anal prints. A prototype smart toilet that can identify you by your “analprint” and monitor your trip to the loo has been created by researchers at Stanford University. It’s equipped with cameras and sensors that collect information on your bodily waste, and it uses that data to look for any health issues you might have.
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