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January 31, 2020

The Morning Rant

Things Progressives Say

The state gives us our rights.

Safety is better than freedom.

Property is what the state allows you to have.

It's OK when we do it.

Nobody needs to have __________.

Our violence is free speech.

Your free speech is violence.

If we didn't win, it wasn't fair.

Men and women are exactly the same.

You must respect our authority.

Your children are ours.

We're stunning and brave.

How dare you mock us!

It's not fair when you fight back.

Innocence must be destroyed.

Your applause is mandatory.

Our gains are permanent.

Diversity is your strength.

You owe us your stuff.

Intact families have unfair privilege.

Our failures must be subsidized.

History started yesterday.

Shut up and listen to our lecture.

The private life is dead.

There is nothing higher than the state.

_______________

Troll Level: Genius

Wait.. is he mocking Nancy?pic.twitter.com/PA3jNHPuqr
— Cari Kelemen (@KelemenCari) January 31, 2020

2019:

Oops:

Plagiarist Joe:

This is so fucking funny. Worth watching the whole thing but even just the first segment is devastating. pic.twitter.com/mNEu0Hf1pU
— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) January 30, 2020

The Senility Prayer

Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway, the good fortune
to run into the ones I do, and the
eyesight to tell the difference.

Our Garbage Media:

Coronavirus task force another example of Trump administration's lack of diversity | Analysis https://t.co/bs7L1rUZzc pic.twitter.com/MzzoslqZpT
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) January 30, 2020

Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chocolate Chip Cookie Brownies:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Brownies pic.twitter.com/QFI0lEKQeM
— Land of Food (@landoffacts) January 30, 2020

~~Sorry, no recipe.~~
Update:Chocolate Chip Cookie Brownie recipe here.
(h/t moron commenter 'DB- just DB')

posted by OregonMuse at 11:10 AM

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Our gains are permanent. Diversity is your strength. You owe us your stuff. Intact families have unfair privilege. Our failures must be subsidized. History started yesterday. Shut up and listen to our lecture. The private life is dead. There is nothing higher than the state. _______________ Troll Level: Genius Wait.. is he mocking Nancy?pic.twitter.com/PA3jNHPuqr — Cari Kelemen (@KelemenCari) January 31, 2020 2019: Oops: Plagiarist Joe: This is so fucking funny. Worth watching the whole thing but even just the first segment is devastating. pic.twitter.com/mNEu0Hf1pU — Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) January 30, 2020 The Senility Prayer Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Our Garbage Media: Coronavirus task force another example of Trump administration's lack of diversity \| Analysis https://t.co/bs7L1rUZzc pic.twitter.com/MzzoslqZpT — CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) January 30, 2020 Who Dis: Photo 2 Photo 3 Photo 4 Photo 5 For the 'Ettes: Photo 2 Photo 3 Photo 4 Photo 5 Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chocolate Chip Cookie Brownies: Chocolate Chip Cookie Brownies pic.twitter.com/QFI0lEKQeM — Land of Food (@landoffacts) January 30, 2020 ~~Sorry, no recipe.~~ Update:Chocolate Chip Cookie Brownie recipe here. 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