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January 21, 2020

CNN "Political Analyst" Tattles on Ted Cruz

All the sissybitches of the left do is tattle on people, like squealing little children.

It's so degrading but they don't feel degraded. They feel like they're living their best lives.



This moron appears to be functionally illiterate:



Elizabeth Warren -- or her account -- also tweeted while this absurd "court" was in session.

Meanwhile, "journalists" are doing what "journalists" do best -- whining like children and attempting to pressure people to make life more comfortable for them.


More Heroic Firefighting Whining here:


Oh you poor sweet soft things.

If they don't have something coming out of their bitch mouths, they've got something going in.

I wish they'd stick to giving blowjobs.

Ted Cruz had tweeted this out:

Democrats' opening salvo in impeachment: they demand @realDonaldTrump get rid of his lawyer, Pat Cipollone.

Absurd request.

Unlike the House, the Senate will have a FAIR trial. That means we won’t deny the President his lawyer ON THE DAY the trial starts.

The Sixth Amendment provides the accused the right "to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense." Note that the Sixth Amendment does not apply to the prosecution; it protects only the accused.

Under the standard put forth by the House Democrats today – that any potential fact witness cannot serve as counsel in the impeachment hearing – there is an obvious person who should be disqualified: Adam Schiff.


Schiff, it has been alleged, spoke directly with the so-called "whistle-blower" and may even have helped him draft the complaint that launched this entire impeachment.

So, maybe we should disqualify Schiff as a lawyer, and schedule him instead as a witness to explain his role in creating the "evidence" in this proceeding?






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