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January 17, 2020

lol

lol:

Former first lady Michelle Obama turns 56 today. And her husband is here to make sure we all know it. https://t.co/jDHgTOdb6H
— CNN (@CNN) January 17, 2020

but lol:

The Trump admin has moved to roll back school nutrition standards championed by Michelle Obama, an effort long sought by food manufacturers and some school districts. The proposed rule came on Mrs. Obama's birthday. https://t.co/yCWJOjAoXg
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 17, 2020

I mean, lol:

Just how vile is our president? Well, he chose Michelle Obama's birthday to announce he's undoing the work she did to make school lunches healthier for American children. https://t.co/UgIKQkdkyC
— Ari Solomon (@VeganAri) January 17, 2020

and lol:

HILARIOUS! "A lot of presidents... some good, some not so good. But you’ve got a good one now, even though they are trying to impeach the son of a bitch... can you believe that?" -Trump 😂 pic.twitter.com/4rVGwpZ8No
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 17, 2020

Happy Friday night!

Update from El Kabong: "Even Brit Hume is dunking on Bill Kristol."

Bill Kristol on McSally calling CNN reporter a liberal hack: 'I guess I'm liberal' | TheHill https://t.co/9VcGQ4emjm
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) January 17, 2020

Well there was this... https://t.co/xdhl61oTVk https://t.co/MVVents0YM
— Brit Hume (@brithume) January 17, 2020

Hume links this:

It's said if you're not a liberal when you're twenty, you have no heart; if you're not a conservative when you're forty, you have no head. I'd add, at least in my case: If you're not rethinking some conservative orthodoxies in your sixties, you haven't been learning from life.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 4, 2019

Meanwhile...

in order to understand CNN's role in the collusion hoax, Jonah would have to take Jake Tapper's dick out of his mouth
— MVP_Mike_Miller (@MVP_nobody) January 17, 2020

That poster has since issued a retraction.

posted by Ace at 07:56 PM

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And her husband is here to make sure we all know it. https://t.co/jDHgTOdb6H — CNN (@CNN) January 17, 2020 but lol: The Trump admin has moved to roll back school nutrition standards championed by Michelle Obama, an effort long sought by food manufacturers and some school districts. The proposed rule came on Mrs. Obama's birthday. https://t.co/yCWJOjAoXg — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 17, 2020 I mean, lol: Just how vile is our president? Well, he chose Michelle Obama's birthday to announce he's undoing the work she did to make school lunches healthier for American children. https://t.co/UgIKQkdkyC — Ari Solomon (@VeganAri) January 17, 2020 and lol: HILARIOUS! "A lot of presidents... some good, some not so good. But you’ve got a good one now, even though they are trying to impeach the son of a bitch... can you believe that?" -Trump 😂 pic.twitter.com/4rVGwpZ8No — Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 17, 2020 Happy Friday night! 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