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January 09, 2020

Judge Rules That Hunter Biden Is "Biological and Legal Father" of Stripper's Lovechild

Or, as CNN would say: Hunter Biden recognized for work with unwed mother.

Hunter Biden, the son of presidential candidate Joe Biden, is the "biological and legal father" of a child he fathered with an ex-stripper, an Arkansas judge ruled Tuesday, contradicting the younger Biden's previous denials that he had any role in the pregnancy.

In an order establishing paternity, Independence County, Ark., Circuit Judge Holly Meyer noted that the results of DNA tests indicated Biden was the father "with near scientific certainty," and instructed the Arkansas Department of Health to issue a birth certificate listing Biden as the father of 29-year-old Lunden Alexis Roberts' child.

Roberts, who The New York Post reported was a stripper at a Washington, D.C., club that Biden patronized, received "primary physical and legal custody" of the child. In previous filings, Roberts told the court that Hunter Biden "had no involvement in the child's life since the child's birth, never interacted with the child, never parented the child," and "could not identify the child out of a photo lineup."

The grifter princeling will next attend a hearing to determine child support.

We don't know how Hunter Biden will manage to pay the court-ordered child support, but in-the-know analysts guess it will involve corrupt foreign energy companies and calling Pop-Pop for political favors.


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