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January 11, 2020

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning. I'm not sure about you, but I could use a coffee IV drip about now. As we do every Saturday morning, let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ.


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  • I wonder who has the horrible job of disposal.

  • Dumb f*ck threatens MAGA fan.

  • Even British papers like to feature "Florida Man"

  • There is a new word for douche.

  • Wonder what possessed the kid.

  • Polly wants a 911 call.

  • My how times have changed at college.

  • Oh boy, deep disappointment.

  • If you encourage something, you're going to get it and then some.

  • Not my kind of job. Is it for you?

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