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January 04, 2020

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

Good morning and welcome to the year's first Coffee Break. Let's review some stories that recently happened. Stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ.

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Hell hath no furry as a ~~woman~~ man scorned.

The more I get to know the people the more I despise them.

Not very good gun control in more than one way.

What's all this fuss about Canadians being nice?

You too can dress as a salad bar.

22 years ago when I was 7 I wouldn't have done this.

So much for staying at a Holiday Inn Express

I guess her arrest wasn't in the lines.

My initial reaction was he's single.

Just in case you made resolutions, here are some tips for keeping them.

Shit you can't make up or can you?

If you're a regular, you know the rules. If you're new, it's an open thread. The rules are no pulling the 'ettes pony tails, no running with sharp objects and play nice.

Have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:00 AM

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