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December 31, 2019

Poll Confirms What You Already Suspected: The Fake Impeachment Is Electoral Poison

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

The voters, it turns out, were not blind to the Democrat Partyís dirty tricks. According to a recent survey from Gallup, public support for impeachment has now dropped to 46 percent, down six percentage points since the start of the impeachment inquiry.

But thatís not the only bad news for the impeachment-crazed Democrats -- the same poll also found that 51 percent of Americans oppose impeaching and removing Donald Trump from office, a five percent increase during the same time period. Likewise, Gallup found that President Trumpís approval rating has increased by six percentage points since the launch of the impeachment probe in the fall and is now at 45 percent.

Meanwhile, a Mason-Dixon poll of Virginia samples 42% Democrats to only 30% Republicans. In Virginia!

That's obviously nonsense.

But here's the good news: even with that absurd skew (and note that pollsters do not adjust/reweight for party ID, because they say it actually fluctuates and there is no "correct" % for either party), Trump beats every single Democrat except Sundown Joe, and Sundown Joe only beats him by 4%.

Powerline notes that the economy is doing gangbusters business in ways you probably didn't know about -- for example, the US share of global wealth increased by 3.6% over the highest level it attained under Barack Obama -- and also notes that the skills-based immigration system Trump advocates is boosting Australia's economy, and Boris Johnson is hoping to emulate that.

I don't want to get too optimistic here, but a half a year ago I was thinking that Trump would lose. I wasn't sure of that (who can be sure after 2016?), but that was my strong hunch.

Sometime in the past two months I began to think that Trump might win, then that he was probably 55% likely to win. And lately, I've begun to think he's becoming a heavy favorite.

Maybe I'm getting a tiny bit ahead of the data, but I think Trump's such a lock that I would advise him to have a very public and vulgar affair with a porn star, preferably a male one.

Just to keep it interesting.

Oh, and he should also get a neck tattoo of a Klansman giving the OK symbol. Again, just to keep the election from being a snooze factory.

Trump should propose a new presidential medal of freedom, this one carrying with it the right to deliver a Righteous Bitchslap to Greta Thunberg (with fore and backhand swipes) without legal consequence.

Trump should appoint Ghislane Maxwell to be his social/sexual secretary.

Trump should rename the Statue of Liberty "Old Green French Whore."

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