The Morning Report - 12/13/19

Good morning kids. Happy Triscuit-deckaphobia; fear of a thirteen-sided cracker. The weekend is here and we'll get to the electrifying news of the epic ass-kicking of Labour and full speed ahead for Brexit in just a bit. But first, the developing news with Sham-peachment is that Jerry Nadler and his gunt abruptly ended the 14-hour marathon Judiciary Committee meeting and put off the procedural vote to bring the impeachment to the full House until this morning at 10. The GOP members of the committee went ballistic over what Go-Go Gohmert called "Stalinesque."

..."And if the American people wondered about this impeachment anyone, they don't have to wonder anymore, they saw what happened right here tonight," [Ranking Member Doug] Collins continued. "Because this committee is more concerned about getting on TV in the morning than it was finishing its job tonight and letting the members go home."

"Words cannot describe how inappropriate this was. I have been saying for the whole year how this committee is just simply rim-shotting the rules of this House and this proves it tonight. They do not care about rules. They have one thing: their hatred of Donald Trump and this showed it tonight because they want to shine in these cameras, get prettied up, and then vote. I am just beyond words. It shows their lack of integrity in this process and the lack of case that they have..."

Well, what the hell are we so surprised about? Now Nadler himself is openly crowing "we cannot rely on an election" to get rid of Trump. This whole thing is an ugly, disturbing bizarre farce; they've got nothing, they know they've got nothing and they know that we know they've got nothing. Unfortunately, this sham has extremely grave consequences for whatever the hell is left of this republic going forward.

Elsewhere, Joey Bribem is vowing to obstruct the Senate if he is called to testify, which is kind of ironic considering this is one angle the Dems are using to impeach Trump, Matt Gaetz knows that grilling Son-of-Leg-Hairs will prove Trump had a reasonable cause to look into their criminality, speaking of obstruction, John Ratcliffe wants to know why the Dems are withholding the documents showing Schiff-for-Brains/whistleblower Ciaramella collusion, there is a possibility that impeachment could even die in the House which would cause Palsi and the Dems to be handed the biggest self-own political disaster in history, which is evidenced by her shambling and dissembling during her weekly presser, Rabbi Fischer and Victor Davis Hansen weigh in, Great One Levin calls for the impeachment of the next Dem president; meh, the entire Democrat Party needs to be impeached for 200+ years of tyranny, and yes indeed, even if Trump triumphs as expected, the fate of the republic really is in doubt.

SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES

• House Panel Delays Historic Trump Impeachment Vote
  
• "Stalinesque!": Republicans Erupt After Nadler Abruptly Ends Impeachment Hearing in the Dead of Night
  
• Joe Bribem Pledges to Obstruct US Senate
  
• Gaetz: Hunter Biden Testifying Will Prove Trump Had "Reasonable Basis" to Investigate
  
• Ratcliffe: Dems Withholding Transcript That Reveals How "Whistleblower Got Caught With Chairman Schiff" -for-Brains
  
• CNN Admits: Democrats Lied About Trump's Phone Call With Zelensky
  
• Jerry Nadler: "We Cannot Rely on an Election" to Get Rid of Trump
  
• With Just 18 Votes To Spare, What If Impeachment Fails? (and there are 31 Dems in Trump districts - jjs)
  
• The GOP's Four-Point Defense of Trump is Devastating
  
• Nancy Ponzi Breezes Over Impeachment Inquiry During Weekly Press Conference
  
• Rabbi Fischer: Impeaching Trump as a T-Shirt Slogan: That's All They Got?
  
• Constitutional Principles Over Party Demands
  
• V.D. Hanson: Is Trump the Only Adult in the Room? (just ignore the first sentence of the essay - jjs)
  
• The High Crime of Nothing
  
• Great One Levin: "The Next Democrat President of the United States Must Be Impeached" (impeach the entire party for 200-plus years of documented high crimes and misdemeanors - jjs)
  
• Democrats Will Bring About the End of the Republic if They Keep This Up

  CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
  Fish-faced enemy of the people and Obama underboss Eric Holder pens a thinly veiled threat and smear at AG William Barr via the National Laughingstock, color me shocked that the Hillary-commissioned Russia-sourced and Leftist-authored Steele dossier has anti-Semitic smears in it, Mollie Hemingway rips lanky hunk of piss Comey for his lying about said dossier, GOP Rep Chris Stewart introduces bill to curb FISA abuses and like Mueller before him, Michael Horowitz kicks America in the groin.

• Obama AG Holder: William Barr "Unfit" For Office
  
• Steele Dossier Peddled Insane Conspiracy Theory That American Jews Were Secret Russian Spies
  
• Mollie Hemingway Rips Lying James Comey for Saying He Didn't Know Whether Insane Pee Story Was Real
  
• Rep. Stewart Introduces "FISA Improvement Act" Following FBI Abuses
  
• Horowitz's Gift to the Nation's Enemies

  DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS
  Anyone going to go after Toothy McBigTits for meddling in the Brit elections, Maine Dem hates big pharma "nudge-nudge-wink-wink," and the fact that Dianne Feinstein, who is a de-facto spy, saboteur and wholly-owned by the People's Republic of China sits in judgment of this President for things she has been guilty of 1,000 times over for almost 40 years is arguably the most chutzpa-critical thing I have ever witnessed in my life.

• Toothy McBigTits AOC Meddled In Foreign Election, Endorsed Notorious Anti-Semite
  
• Maine Dem Decries Big Pharma After Taking Thousands From Drug Companies
  
• Diane's Deep State Denial

  AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY
  Lots going on at the border and "arriba norte" behind the lines with tens of thousands of preggo illegals set to spawn on our shores and hide behind the 14th Amendment, Boston doubles down on defiance of the law as underscored by ICE's statement, and while we are all preoccupied with Sham-peachment, there's a new bill in the House that will grant amnesty to foreign agricultural workers. I hope the President vetoes this should it pass both Houses, and while we're on the subject of naked, shameless abuse of power, I give you both DACA as well as Judges Buch M. Danno and Tyne E. Bubbles who abuse theirs to preserve it.

• DACA: An Actual Abuse of Power
  
• Tens Of Thousands of Foreign Nationals on Temporary Visas Are Giving Birth in the US Every Year, Study Finds
  
• Border Crisis Left Criminals on the Streets, ICE Says
  
• Boston City Council Doubles Down On Sanctuary City Policies
  
• House Sneaks Through Amnesty Bill, Subsidizing Visa Farmworkers While Nation Focused on Impeachment
  
• Mo Brooks: Agricultural Amnesty an "Attack on Blue Collar Workers"

  CIVIL WAR 2.0
  Our speech is violence, their violence is speech, and a perspective on the coup as just a front in an active civil war in the here and now.

• Teen Hospitalized After Being Savagely Attacked on Florida School Bus for Wearing Trump Hat
  
• It's Not a Coup, It's a Civil War

  OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM
  Robert Stacy McCain weighs in on the Jersey City anti-Semitic Democrat-inspired attack and Rancida Taliban scrubs Twitter of her latest malevolent stupidity.

• R.S. McCain: Jersey City: The Hate That Liberals Ignore
  
• Rancida Taliban Deletes Tweet Falsely Blaming New Jersey Shooting on "White Supremacy"

  POLITICS
  Four more Democrat test-patterns announced, Bernie all in for great animal lover, a "Conservative Squad" sets their sights on the Donkey Chompers brigade, Kentucky set to get it good and hard because they just couldn't pull the lever for Matt Bevin, Daniel Greenfield on the faux outrage of Dems on diversity in the primaries, and the cuck-servatives better learn to code before 2020 comes.

• DNC Announces Four More Democrat Primary Debates
  
• Bernie Sanders Endorses "Young Turks" Cenk Uygur Who Called For Legalizing Bestiality
  
• Meet the "Conservative Squad" Aiming to Take Down Toothy McBigTits AOC and the "Do-Nothing Democrats"
  
• Democrat Kentucky Governor Gives Over 140,000 Felons the Right to Vote (this is what you get for not liking Matt Bevin - jjs)
  
• Greenfield: Democrats Don't Want Diversity
  
• The Conservative Resistance and 2020 (he misspelled "cuckservative" - jjs)

  FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH
  Brad Parscale rips the Big Tech Overlords for suppressing Trump ads, Chris Cillizza does the pretzel logic mambo, Spokane stomps on free speech while protecting heathen, psychotic child abusers, and the battle over porn censorship heats up.

• Trump Campaign's Brad Parscale: Twitter, Google Engaging In "Voter Suppression" By Restricting Political Ads
  
• CNN's Cillizza Mocks Republicans Over Poll That Was Worse For Dems
  
• Spokane Prosecutes Pastor for Trying to Pray for Kids at Public Library Drag Queen Show
  
• Ban Porn? Yes, But Be Clear-Eyed About It
  
• Conservatism vs. Internet Porn

  SECOND AMENDMENT
  California's latest assault against your G-d-given right to defend yourself, and surprise surprise, the Jersey City Democrat Jew-hating gunman had firearms felonies on his rap sheet but of course keeping him behind bars was racist.

• The Latest Bureaucratic Attack on Gun Rights
  
• Disarm Innocents and Release Gun Felons: Jersey City Attacker Had Gun Felonies But Was Released From Prison

  ABORTION
  Can we not dissolve the heirs of Mengele once and for all?

• Planned Parenthood Targets Los Angeles High Schoolers Through On-Campus Health Centers

  FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
  Look at the reaction from the self-proclaimed elites and globalists and think exactly the opposite. Britain's Labour Party suffered one of the greatest rebukes in its history. Districts that were solidly in their grasp flipped to the Tories in some cases for the first time in 70 years or more. Perhaps the vote was not so much for Boris Johnson, who ain't exactly Trump or Thostaer since his party is moderate to squish nearest I can tell, but it was a solid rebuke against those who thwarted the vote four years ago to get the hell out of the EU and, hopefully in complete revulsion to the rabid anti-Semitism of not just Jeremy Corbyn but the majority of the party itself. Late breaking news is that Corbyn will fall on his sword and step down. Naturally, the perhaps even more rabid Joo-hating ex-London mayor "Red" Ken Livingstone blamed the Jews. However the Brits finally leave the EU, Trump has promised a trade deal that no doubt will not only soften the blow but give England's economy a tremendous boost. Now if they can only ditch the NHS and VAT...

  Elsewhere, US digs for buyer of Farsi nuke material (privyat, Vladimir?), Senate passes resolution recognizing Turk genocide of Armenians as rebuke for purchasing Russky arms, why are we still in Syria?, a call that will fall on deaf ears, and UN Security Council meets over NorK provocations. Within 15 minutes, they'll adopt an anti-Israel resolution, right?

• Corbyn Buried in Conservative Landslide
  
• British Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn Stepping Down After Devastating Loss
  
• "Celebrate Boris!" - Trump Hails UK Election Result, "Massive New Trade Deal After Brexit"
  
• Ex-Labour Mayor of London Blames Corbyn's Loss on "Jewish Vote" (but not the lack of the Muslim vote, right Ken, you miserable fuck?! - jjs)
  
• US Pursues Mystery Buyer of Contested Iranian Nuclear Materials
  
• Senate Passes Resolution Recognizing Turkey's Genocide of the Armenian People
  
• Obama Was Wrong to Get Us Into Syria, and Trump is Wrong to Keep Us There
  
• Like Pepsi, Democrats Need to Reverse Course on Boycotting Israel (they won't - jjs)
  
• UN Security Council Meets to Address North Korean Provocations

  DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
  Big win for Trump on the defense spending bill including wall funding, GITMO and tranny bans, ditch Saudi solider training on US soil and a warning on cyber terrorism in the wake of Pensacola. Besides the shooting they suffered a mass hack at the same time.

• Democrats Get Rolled by Trump and the GOP in Final Defense Spending Bill
  
• Expel the Saudis from US Military Training
  
• A Cyber Terrorism Campaign Is Coming

  WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
  30 years in the hole for Muslim outreach, Dzhokhar is a joker, Krauts up to their eyeballs in IKeeelYou Corleones, and Raymond Ibrahim with another view on Pensacola.

• Dallas Man Gets 30 Years For Trying To Help ISIS
  
• Boston Marathon Bomber Wants Death Sentence Overturned Because Trial Was Held In Boston
  
• Germany vs. Muslim Criminal Clans
  
• Ibrahim: What's Worse: "Terrorist Groups" or "Terrorist Nations?"

  DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION
  Lawrence VanDyke appointed to 9th Circuit despite smears and Susan Collins "no" vote, and a look at how rent control will do for upstate New York what it did for the city. Mostly, screw it up.

• Despite "Smear Train," Ninth Circuit Confirmation Marks Major Judicial Milestone for Trump
  
• Medicine to Kill the Patient (on the disaster of rent control - jjs)

  THE ECONOMY, STUPID
  Looks like we may be close to a China trade deal but watch out for Big Tech getting protection from it, Elizabeth Hekawi's wealth tax is less than 1/1024th effective as pimped, and talk about your one per-centers. Yeah, but Governor Coonman Baby-Killer needs to ask himself how many residents belong to the National Guard?

• Trump Meeting with Trade Advisers in Oval Office to Discuss Potential China Deal
  
• Don't Let Big Tech Sneak Immunity From Congress Into This Trade Deal
  
• Big Surprise: Fauxca-Has-Been's "Wealth Tax" Wouldn't Bring in Nearly as Much Revenue as She Claims
  
• 9 of the 20 Richest Counties Are D.C. Suburbs; Virginia Suburbs Beat Silicon Valley (not many National Guardsmen live there, I bet - jjs)

  CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
  More pressure on AG Barr about porn censorship, and an horrific story from NYC that the national media probably embargoed that underscores what happens when Leftists run a city. That is "ruin" a city.

• Congressmen Call on AG Barr to Make "Obscene Porn" Prosecution a Criminal Justice Priority
  
• Why Tessa Majors' Murder Could Prove a Turning Point for New York (doubtful, considering we're now majority Marxist - jjs)

  EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION
  Joey Bribem sniffing on Title IX, Molly DeVos' press secretary rips Dems for sliming her, Oklahoma law school expels a student for expressing a wrong-think opinion and meet the new far-left curriculum... same as the old far-left curriculum.

• Joe Bribem Promises to Restore Obama's Disastrous Campus Kangaroo Courts
  
• "Cheap Political Show Trial": Department Of Education Press Sec Slams Democrats For "Shameless" Attacks On DeVos
  
• Student Expelled Over "It's Okay to Be White" Poster at Oklahoma Law School
  
• The New Far-Left Curriculum Transforming Our Public Schools

  HEALTHCARE
  Yes, plus their surprise is unsurprising. But they'll still vote Democrat.

• Striking Down ObamaCare Would Open a Path to Better, More Affordable Health Care
  
• "Medicare For All" Supporters Shocked By Facts About "Medicare For All"

  RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM
  More hypocrisy at that UN Climate Conference.

• Harrison Ford and Beef Burger-Loving Attendees at UN Climate Conference

  ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
  Spock raises an eyebrow, sez "fascinating..."

• New Map of the Water Ice on Mars

  FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
  He just smiled and gave me a catamite sandwich...

• Yes, Chick-Fil-A Really Is Funding a Group That Hosts Drag Queen Story Hour

  CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON
  Trump schools Scoldilocks and heads explode, she's destined for miserable anonymity and a trivia question, Christian Toto shreds the new Roger Ailes flick, and let me know when Netflix releases the "Gay Mohammed" Ramadan Special.

• Trump and Scoldilocks Clash on Twitter and It's Hilarious
  
• The Fate of Secular Saint Greta Thunberg
  
• Kanye v. Cancel Culture
  
• Toto: Bombshell Shreds Ailes, Trump and Storytelling 101
  
• Netflix Releases "Gay Jesus" Christmas Special (when do we see the Gay Mohammed Ramadan special? - jjs)

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