Woman In Polyamorous Relationship With Four Men Is Preggers

The woman and the, uh, men who attend to her all look precisely as you'd guess they'd look.

Behind the scenes at The Dispatch

She knows which of her four, um, studs is the father, but she intends to marry a different one.

A polyamorous woman in Florida with four partners is pregnant, and says despite sharing her bed with her many lovers, she’s certain of who the father is.

Tory Ojeda, 20, lives with three of her four partners in their Jacksonville, Fla., home. Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher take turns spending time with Ojeda, "swapping in and out" of her bed each night, she tells Barcroft Media.

The household’s love story began three years ago when Ojeda met Marc, 18, in high school. Two months later, she opened things up with Travis, 23 -- to whom she is now engaged. Later, she brought Ethan, 22, and Christopher, 22, into the fold[s].

Sorry, it seemed like they made a typo on that last word so I fixed it for them.

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Ojeda and her boyfriends hope society will one day come around to their type of relationship -- already, couples and "throuples" say opening up their marriage has only made it stronger.

So this is a quipple.

If you want to donate to the child's Psychiatric Institutionalization Fund, I'll set up a Go Fund Me.

Here's some video. Seriously, it looks like the Daily Twitter NeverTrump Circle Jerk. They just need a couple of obese men.

Exit quote: "Tory [the quadruply-penetrated female] is the hub, and we're all the spokes, in a giant wheel."

No really. They said that.

This is so hot I want to drink a nice tall cold glass of bleach.

posted by Ace of Spades at 06:35 PM

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