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But Soft! What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks? It Is The ONT, And Weirddave Is The Sun!Oh Lord, ONT time. Whose night is it tonight? WD? It's probably going to be full of weird stuff. I could do an entire thread just with stuff from NextDoor. I might just have to, Ace poached four of the links I was going to use tonight earlier in the week. Update Remember last week when we talked about the new craze of sunning your asshole? Josh Brolin burns his ‘pucker hole’ while ‘perineum sunning’ “My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin wrote next to a photo of a naked man lying on his back with his legs in the air as the sun kisses his posterior. You might think it's funny, but it taint. If You're Tired Of A Pussy On Your Labia... ….you might want to spruce up a giant's penis.
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