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October 24, 2019

Ace Of Spades Funtime Activity Book ONT

Help Ace find the Val-u-rite!

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(puzzle by Sean C Jackson, posted on Imgur, Ewok and bottle added by moi)


Hey AOP, I Found Some Friends For Ya!


'Berta?

(nods) 'berta.


That'd Do It

Evenin' Luv. Fancy puttin' a leg over?

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That is an altered Cyanide and Happiness strip, BTW

British slang is so odd. In college, I had an exchange student from London ask me if I could knock her up the next morning. Apparently this means “wake up”, which is a really awkward thing to discover when you show up naked.


The Tolerant Left


Radical Liberals Harass Rand Paul During Lunch: 'We're Not Putting Up With Your Bullsh*t!' (with video)


Dude was just sitting there eating. Remember kiddies, the left hates you, and your mere existence constitutes a provocation to them.


Broaden Your Horizons


The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.

― St. Augustine

Overhyped, Overrated Tourist Traps to Avoid at All Costs


This isn't a list of things like “The World's Largest Frying Pan” (Seen it. It's in Iowa), no, this list is composed of minor little tourist traps like The Louvre, The Great Wall Of China, The Pyramids and The Flavian Amphitheater (although she calls it the Colosseum). Seems her biggest problem with most of them is that they're just so full of yucky tourists and if they'd just get out of her way then she could enjoy an authentic experience. Seriously people, like, Ohh! Meye! Gawd!

Heaven forbid that other people might want to see these world wonders


Time For A Funny




Seems like that guy has taken the lessons of this video to heart:

I Love It When The Left Eats Its Own


"Everybody Is Freaking Out": Freelance Writers Scramble to Make Sense of New California Law


Seems like California has effectively outlawed working as a freelance writer. It's a payoff to unions, of course, but since 90% of freelance writers in California are probably to the left of Lenin, I find the blue on blue friendly fire to be endlessly amusing.


Motorcycle Or Surfboard?



Addicted To Clicks

Photographer Removes Phones From His Photos To Show How Terribly Addicted We’ve Become

I'd say something, but I'd just be throwing stones in my glass house.

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