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October 16, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"A while back, Google helped the People's Republic of China build a crappier version of the internet, one that does not have anything in it that would not offend the commie mandarins who run the joint. The Google suits made the decision that they would rather be paid a bunch of money from the PRC than to maintain the integrity of their search engine.

"By doing this, they enabled the mandarins to increase the efficiency of their totalitarian oppression of their own people. Which kind of makes a laughingstock of their "don't be evil" corporate slogan, but hey, this was just a business deal, nothing personal, I'm sure Google would say.

"So, by kowtowing to the PRC, the NBA really isn't doing anything that Google hasn't already done first. And, for that matter, the US Government, who has been outsourcing the national debt to the PRC for a number of years now.

"And it's sadly comical to see a SJW loudmouth like Steve Kerr, who has never been shy about offering his political opinions before, suddenly go all coy and demure when asked about China. It reminds me of, well, the bad old Cold War days when progressives did everything they could to condemn the United States while deflecting from, defending, and justifying whatever perfidy the USSR was doing at the time. And back then, the progressive rule was, America could do no right, and the Soviet Union could do no wrong. This rule applied not only to the USSR, but also Cuba, or Nicaragua, or whatever commie police state was en vogue.

"Then they'd get huffy when you questioned their patriotism.

"All in all, I like the idea of global capitalism, the free flow of goods and services across international boundaries, low or no tariffs or taxes, but there are still a few glitches that need to be ironed out."



PRC Spokesman LeBron James:





Ladies And Gentlemen, The Democratic Front-Runners:

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Banned In China:

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The Stupid, It Burns!

Dumbness level = 865 millikohns.





Who Dis:

This one should be fun!

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For the 'Ettes:

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I tried to rank the male celeb photos in order of degree of difficulty of recognition. When you post your guess, let me know which photo was the one that tipped you off. I'm always underestimating the Horde, so we'll see how this goes.



Monday's celebs:

5 Ed Quinn and Sally Richardson-Whitfield from Eureka.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 14, 2019 11:24 AM (hbbRK)



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com), as I will be filling in for Fenelon Spoke on the prayer list, for the next 1-2 months while Fenelon recuperates. If you could include the words “prayer request” in the subject of the email, that will help me distinguish it from spam emails.

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, please feel free to copy and paste it and email it to me.

Updates and new requests:

9/4-Fox2! asks for prayers for his friend MaryBeth, who entered eternal life yesterday, and her friend and caregiver, Norm, and her family.

9/12-Nic asks for prayers for his daughter Addie who had a couple of seizures over the holiday weekend. She had never had them before and she is starting nursing school so timing is terrible. Pray for healing and no more seizures or at least cause and treatment available.

9/15-Hrothgar asks for prayers for a dear friend (Roxanne) and her husband Terry. Terry is scheduled for a 30 day cycle of chemo and radiation.

9/18-DaveKinNC asks for prayers for his daughter-in-law and son as she is nearing her delivery date for their first child.

9/25 - DMB asks for prayers for Amelia, who was just diagnosed with cancer.

10/2 - vmom asks for prayers for “my daughter KTE, for health and anxiety issues, and that she may find a good opportunity in her field”.

10/9 - West asks for guidance for the family of a friend named Hilary, who is near death from cancer. He asks for easing of suffering for Hilary, and an easy entry into the arms of God.

10/9 - West asks also for healing of 2 broken vertebrae, a broken rib, and an assortment of contusions after his motorcycle accident, and thanks God that there was no permanent damage!


Praise reports:

- Pooky’s girl has gotten a PT job-which pays well-working with Pooky (Thanks be to God!), which will hopefully lessen stress on Pooky and his boss and help alleviate some stress on Pooky which might be affecting his testosterone level. So please pray for Pooky’s husband as well.

- Winston, a dreg of society, his friend Dee is doing better after her fall. Thanks for the prayers, horde

- SturmToddler-Post op after surgery turned out well. They got all the cancer and he is healing more quickly than expected. He thanks the horde for the prayers!

9/2 - Hans O’Lo - Thank you, Horde, for the prayers! He truly heard them! Mom's hand will not require surgery. Pray for successful therapy and may regaining mobility and strength in her hand come swiftly. Continuing thanks for sister's health. Son the Eldest was indeed blessed by our Lord and, and our precious Daughter is off to a great start.

9/18 - CJO’s wife NJO does not have breast cancer, and the issues she is having are treatable.


Requests for continued prayer:

For healing from cancer:

- OldDog’sinMo’s wife , Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, also Tami’s daughter, Circa’s brother,

- VNRedLeg, Scott M., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan , Rickl-healing from cancer-he has an additional lesion and numbness in back area, Suzanne’s friend Kevin-told that he has six months to live-is praying for a miracle.

- For Laura who has metastastic breast cancer and told she has 3 years to live. Flounder’s MIL, continued healing from cancer.

9/25 - Update from VNRedLeg - “Still on Luprin for my cancer. 9 weeks of radiation begins in Dec. Next PSA and blood tests 1 Nov. In the meantime had surgery for a distal bicep tendon tear (R arm) and emergency eye surgery for vitreous hemorrhage (R eye). Very grateful for your prayers!”


Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing:

- Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function.

- Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident.

- Sock-rat-eez, thanks that recovery is going really well, the medical guys have released me from treatment for the dangerous embolisms that occurred during my emergency surgery back in February, so the path is clear to the next step; the surgical team wants a colonoscopy to get a look at things in there before the reversal. Nothing scheduled yet, but hopefully soon.

- USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them.

- For Allison- in her 30’s-for complete healing after a stroke after having a baby.

- For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help.

- Hrothgar’s SIL, for diabetes related neuropathy.

- Poster ET going through a difficult time.

- Beltway Elite’s mother-recovery while in recovery from stroke.

- Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid.

- Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression.


Job needs and concerns:

- Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.

- Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise

- PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job.

- Hadrian IV is looking for new job and has Skype interview, today I believe.

- Insomniac has been in touch with a company about receiving some work in his field. Please continue to pray for him in this endeavor that this does indeed work out for him as there have been many false starts and dead ends.

- Anonymous poster needs prayers for more work and rough places made smooth.
9/25 - HobbieHawk asks for “direction, guidance, & courage to get some work since my savings is depleted since I was laid off.” Also requests help related to anxiety and desperation, and sends thanks to all for thoughts and prayers.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.
Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update.

This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcome. Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to apaslo@hotmail.com. I won’t know unless someone tells me! Thank you and God bless!

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Another Ridiculous Hamburger:

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Thank you to all you 'rons and 'ettes for sending me suggestions. Just so everybody knows, I am always open for celebrity 'who dis', food pr0n and shoe pr0n suggestions. You can e-mail suggestions to me at my AoSHQ nic at yahoo.

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