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October 10, 2019

Able was I ere I saw ONT

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I'm trying to think of the ONT equivalent to this. Maybe “Hey guys, welcome to the ONT. Now go read Drudge and come talk about what you found”.


You Must Be Joking


The Jokers, Ranked

They didn't include Joaquin Phoenix. Who's seen the new film? How was it? Did you shoot up the theater?

Related: Why Liberal Media Hate ‘The Joker’


Related?

MLB Playoffs

The Koufax Curse

Funny coincidence, the three teams with Jewish stars lost when those stars played on Yom Kippur. Or is it the Mossad? Hmmm...

In other News About Jews:



You can read the entire thing by clicking on the tweet above. I do not know how the story goes in the Torah, but in my version of Exodus, it's covered thus:" they gathered around Aaron and said, “Come, make us gods who will go before us". Sounds like that synagogue needs some Levites. Rabbi Yaakov Menken has some thoughts: For God’s Sake, Stop Preaching Politics From The Pulpit!

I can tell you one thing, I guarantee that this was a reform congregation. I'm as sure of that as I am that this gal falls under the same umbrella:

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אוי ואבוי


Speaking Of Umbrellas...




We Live In Stupid Times



Electricity does not change poor lives as much as was thought

I don't see any of these idiots living off the grid.


Spongebob Defines The Political Spectrum




Yo! DangerGirl!

I responded to a post you made on last Thursday's ONT, where you were talking about your living situation, but you left between making your post and my reply. If I read it right, and you're in Delaware, I might be able to lend you my RV to stay in while your house is being fixed. 32', all the comforts including a generator. Email me, my nic at gee, mail! Otherwise I'll probably winterize it this weekend.


Eating Out

Customers Dish About Their Worst Restaurant Experiences Ever (And the Servers Respond)


We Are Not A Serious People


This is the downside of prosperity: Her Boyfriend is a ‘Fictionkin’ Who Believes He’s an Anime Character & She Doesn’t Know What to Do


Madness. So much of the problems we have in our society today can be traced to people so inculcated in comfort and plenty that they just don't know what to do with themselves. That Jewish girl's tweet above falls into the same category.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by wise words:

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I don't like where we are in the cycle. I might squeak by before we slide into the final quadrant, but what about my kids?

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