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The Morning Report - 10/7/19![]() Good morning kids. Start of a brand new week and the net effect of the entire whistleblower "revelation" last week not only failed to damage or ding President Trump but instead blew up in Schiff-for-Brains' and the Bidet family's faces. But fear not, gentle reader. The cheap ambulance-chasing shyster representing this mystery man/woman has assured us that there is another whistleblower he is representing who can corroborate the phony third-hand out-of-earshot hearsay of the President's phone conversation with Ukarine president Zelensky. Supposedly, this individual has first-hand knowledge of the call which in the real world makes not a bit off difference since the transcript was released and proved that nothing illegal was discussed and that a phone call between these two people was legal in and of itself. I guess it's an example of the ignoring of the first rule of holes and the definition of insanity. Meanwhile, we have verifiable, authentic audio and e-mail evidence to show that the DNC and Ukraine colluded in 2016 to smear Trump and boost Hillary. Add to that the admitted-to blackmailing of that nation by then VP Hair-Sniffer to the tune of $1 billion in aid if a judge prosecuting his coke addict failure of a son didn't drop corruption charges as well as evidence that the latter held a $50,0000/month no-show job on the board of a Ukie gas company and clear evidence of similar pay-for-play action with the Chi-Coms. Plus, many of the players involved include or are directly linked to such people as John Kerry, Robert Mueller and even Mittelschmerz Romney. But pointing that out means you're a nut-job conspiracy theorist and if you dare bring it up, you'll be ripped a new one by such luminaries and independent journalists as Chuck Todd. Never mind the fact that his only experience as a journalist was as a campaign aid for Tom "Dung Heap" Harkin. Yup. Nothing to see there at all. Well, get used to it, because for the next 13 months there is going to be a whistleblower a week on this or on some other "impeachable" offense that is guaranteed to take Trump down. William Jacobson over at Legal Insurrection warns us of the DC Deep State star chambers energized by this insane hearsay whistleblower rule. That said, I wonder if the Democrat-Left-Media Complex paid attention to that little item last week about Trump and the RNC raising millions of dollars in the first couple days after Schiff-for-Brains' extemporaneous monologue - that he had written perhaps a month in advance - in the well of the House. Or that a very clear majority of Americans are supporting the investigation of the Bidet family's Ukraine and China dealings.
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