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A 47-year-old east Alabama woman was arrested Tuesday night after authorities found dozens of animals – some dead and some alive – at her Centre home.
A two-year-old, 10.5kg cat has found a new home after captivating the internet for its plus-sized appeal.
The canine olfactory system is highly developed and far superior to ours. For starters, a dog’s nose is equipped with a complex maze of 300 million scent receptors, compared to our measly 5 million. The more receptors, the more sensitive the nose is.
![]() Robert the Lurker. I love the pet thread. This is my Cerberus. Spock, Jethro, and Daphne. I brought Spock home after looking for 12 months. Then the local GSD rescue found out, I cannot say no. Next came Daphne, people were just going to move and leave her. Jethro was an escape artist and had been picked up by the pound to many times, owners were not going to bail him out again. I know I am not much of a story teller. These are my kids. Great group of kids. Their old man has a big heart. Thanks for Lurking and sharing!
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![]() Meet Lexi, I must say Lexi is one of the luckiest dogs in the whole wide world. What a sweet story with an excellent ending. Good on you liz953.
![]() Hello MisHum; thank you to you and all the other cobs for the awesome content here at the HQ. These are our two jackwagons; Turner and Reggie. They have been featured in the past on the pet thread so I figured they could have another visit with our wonderful hordelings. They are brothers that are shih-tzu, poodle and daschound. They will chew anything and have never met a couch pillow or blanket they didn't like! They also love road trips and strive to poop in as many states as they can, they are very motivated! Some dogs just have that look, you know the what can we get into today look. They have it. Cute pups there. And thanks for the kind words, greatly appreciated.
![]() Finally got a chance to send my photo in for the Pet Thread. AFlyingSQRL, long time lurker. Here are my TinyBirbs, Maui - Blue and Spike (Yellow - Mutant), two of my (11!) Parakeets. Maui is 12 and Spike is 2, the one with the mutant beak. Cage cleaning day so I'd thought I'd bring out an Ace of Spades classic. Final edition of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Birds response? "You expect us to shit on this?!"
![]() My 11 yr. old GSD, Girl, has been having some neurological problems this year and the other day things got significantly worse. Just like a switch was turned off. She did a lot of staring and pacing and drooling. Took her to the vet and she said it seemed like a brain tumor or some other CNS issue like stroke. I decided to let her go and she passed peacefully laying on my lap. She was my Velcro dog, always by my side, and everywhere I was, I looked down and she was there. This has been a tough one. First, what a shocking and sad story. So sorry to hear of your loss. Secondly, what a gorgeous GSD and lastly you are so right, pets don't live long enough.
![]() Hello Mis Hum, Congrats on your new addition. And if I may add, he appears to be an adorable goofball. Sounds like you have your hands full. Good luck and thanks for sharing.
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