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September 28, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Morons. Let's take a look at a few stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • Should have charged your car at the donut shop. H/T CBD

  • What are the odds?

  • Should have bought a shredder.

  • Marriage is a two way street. So is divorce.

  • SMH, serious couch time needed.

  • There is a special place for these thieves.

  • Did I do that?

  • New Zealand is just plain weird.

  • If I wasn't watching carbs, this could be the job for me.

  • Logistics and transportation mistakes for beginners.

  • Start them young I say.

  • Of course drinking was involved.

  • Someone doesn't take rejection well.

  • Florida.


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    Enjoy these stories or something else that trips your trigger in this open thread. Be kind to the 'ettes, no running with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

    Have a great weekend!


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