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September 20, 2019

The Morning Report - 9/20/19


Good morning kids. The weekend is here so let's just dive right in. Nothing really new in the NY Times' orchestrated smear campaign to both oust Justice Kavanaugh and implicitly threaten the entire judiciary. There is this outstanding expose by the invaluable Discover the Networks website on the revolting Maizie Hirohito, the daughter of a cheap Yokohama child-pimp and anti-American fiend who has openly called for the Justice's removal from office.

On to the other closely related subject of the attempt to overthrow the 2016 Presidential election. The latest is this absolutely idiotic claim of an ex-staffer coming forward as a whistleblower, stating that Trump talked with a foreign leader on the telephone - shocking! - and that he allegedly either promised some quid pro quo or revealed sensitive information. So incensed was this whistleblower that he/she/xer/Xuxa contacted the IG. Naturally, the "sources" for the National Laughingstock, aka the Washington Post who are pimping this dreck are unnamed and spoke on condition of anonymity. Of course they did. Even worse than this is OrangeManBad's taking to Twitter to call this total bullshit for what it is: total bullshit.

Meanwhile, a mere seven years ago, we have the ex-President caught on a hot open microphone (no, that's not a menu item at the diner) as he spoke with Russian foreign minister Dmitri Medvedev to "tell Vladimir [Putin] I'll have more flexibility after the election." That "flexibility" was to severely cripple or dismantle our nuclear deterrent, without suffering political consequences owing to being in his second term. But you see, this verified and confirmed borderline treasonous behavior was described by the aforementioned cat-box liner as merely "political sniping."

Meanwhile, despite the pantsing of the Cutty Sark mainsail-sized pants of Jerry Nadler by Corey Lewandowski, the impeachment/non-impeachment circus goes on, further dragging down the Democrats' already dim prospects for 2020. Nancy Palsi knows this and her bug eyes are bugging out even more, indicative of the fact that she has indeed lost all control of the Democrats in the House. Lastly, the chutzpocrisy of the day belongs to four-eyed fascist Andrew McCabe. See you at your arraignment, fuck-face (please G-d).

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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