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September 14, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Horde. Hope your Saturday has started on a positive note. In the meantime, let's review some stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ.

Ouch! Hell hath no fury as a woman pissed off.

Here's your chance for a new start. It helps if you speak Italian.

Not quite the camping trip they had in mind.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Raccoons & Valu-Rite

Talk about a party girl.

I can't remember what I had for supper last night. This guy remembers credit card numbers.

So much for a romantic dinner.

Genius Award Winners are in an Iranian prison. My sympathy meter is broken.

Did we lose a Moron?

Open thread. Enjoy these or anything else that comes to mind. Just a couple of rules: No running with sharp objects, no pissing in the pool and do not take bluebell's shanks.

Have a great weekend!!!

Raccoons & Valu-Rite

Talk about a party girl.

I can't remember what I had for supper last night. This guy remembers credit card numbers.

So much for a romantic dinner.

Genius Award Winners are in an Iranian prison. My sympathy meter is broken. &topic=world_news"> digg this

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