Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups






















« EMT 09/14/19 | Main | Eurovision [KT] »
September 14, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

funny-pic-dump-9.png


***


Good morning Horde. Hope your Saturday has started on a positive note. In the meantime, let's review some stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ.


  • Ouch! Hell hath no fury as a woman pissed off.

  • Here's your chance for a new start. It helps if you speak Italian.

  • Not quite the camping trip they had in mind.

  • When you gotta go, you gotta go.

  • Raccoons & Valu-Rite

  • Talk about a party girl.

  • I can't remember what I had for supper last night. This guy remembers credit card numbers.

  • So much for a romantic dinner.

  • Genius Award Winners are in an Iranian prison. My sympathy meter is broken.

  • Did we lose a Moron?

    Open thread. Enjoy these or anything else that comes to mind. Just a couple of rules: No running with sharp objects, no pissing in the pool and do not take bluebell's shanks.

    Have a great weekend!!!





  • Recent Comments
    Notsothoreau: "Mincemeat used to contain meat. Most recipes now ..."

    CharlieBrown'sDildo: "Sorry I couldn't mix it up more...life intruder! ..."

    Ben Had: "Thank you for the ever enjoyable food thread ..."

    Bertram Cabot, Jr.: " [i] And, technically, spam is a food product. P ..."

    Joe Kidd: "One food item that I need to try and make is beef ..."

    Pete Bog: "And a crap ton of alcohol. Posted by: RedMindBlue ..."

    Joe Kidd: "165 Bib and Tucker Double Char - the best moderate ..."

    Appycay : "Found preparation instructions at wikihow.com that ..."

    RedMindBlueState[/i][/b][/s][/u]: "[i]Moki, the English Tea Store carries a very good ..."

    BeckoningChasm: "Again, many thanks for the suggestions. I had not ..."

    From about That Time: "This summer I learned store brand add water only p ..."

    Joe Kidd: "Regarding prime rib roasts, I've gotten pretty goo ..."

    Recent Entries
    Search


    Polls! Polls! Polls!
    Frequently Asked Questions
    The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
    Top Top Tens
    Greatest Hitjobs

    The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
    A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
    Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
    More Margaret Cho Abuse
    Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
    Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
    Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
    John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
    World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
    Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
    Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
    Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
    Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
    Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
    They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
    Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
    Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
    When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
    What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
    Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
    Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
    Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
    My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
    Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
    An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
    The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
    Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
    The House of Love: Paul Krugman
    A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
    The Dowd-O-Matic!
    Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
    Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
    John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
    "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
    The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
    Powered by
    Movable Type 2.64