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August 30, 2019

Modern Problems Require A Modern ONT

This is a new one on me.

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The One Where Some Asshole SJW Shits All Over The Show


"Friends" Hasn't Aged Well

Never really watched Friends, but I know a lot of people enjoyed it. Shame on them, because it seems that the show is problematic.


Awful




If it were me, I would have killed the bitch. Straight up not lying.


The Worst Recipe Ever

This has to be a joke. I like this style of recipe video, I've gotten a lot of ideas from watching them, and made some yummy stuff. (Like this) But this....this is a whole other thing entirely




This guy bit the bullet for all of us and actually made it. His conclusion?

I expected to like it in a gross-good kind of way. But the mixture of the sweet bbq sauce, the pizza sauce and the dill sour cream....:,,,,,;;; truly one of the most vile things I’ve ever eaten.

Nobody show this post to CBD.

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Phil Collins Hates Paul McCartney

It seems that Paul is, as they would say in Britain, “a bit of a cunt”.


Every day we stray further away from God

It seems that by feeding an AI bot a sexy first sentence, you can make it write some god awful porn


If you're so inclined, you can try it for yourself. It's kinda fun if you stay away from porn. To be fair, some of the AI generated porn is hilarious.

Call me Ishmael

Katherine Zeta-Jones, who starred in True Detective (a very good HBO series) is rumored to be playing the lead female character in an upcoming movie titled, The Devil in Her Own Self.

I think her character must be a woman who has some sort of religious experience or has an experience that causes her to experience the Devil in her own self at times. That makes complete sense to me because she's a strong woman; she's a tough one. But you know, she needs someone she can trust. She needs someone to stand up to the Devil, the powerful one, and that someone is going to be her.

She also says that she's not too familiar with the plot yet but she will definitely have her own interpretation of it:

The way you get the Devil out is to take the Devil in on yourself and say, "Don't have love. Don't have love. All of that, love, that's just too much; you already have enough love. Love you, love everything; stop everything. Let it go

Not exactly Moby Dick, is it?


Sometimes You Just Have To Swing At A Fat Pitch


This Is My Shocked Face

Why Everything They Say About The Amazon, Including That It's The 'Lungs Of The World,' Is Wrong

Bernie Is A Rude Old Man

Closing On A High Note

After Her Years of Research, a Cambridge Scientist Could Be on the Verge of Curing Multiple Sclerosis

This photo essay, “Preparing for a fight”, is beautiful. You go girl. Beat the shit out of it.

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