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August 22, 2019

"Study:" Almost Half of All Americans Wear the Same Underwear For At Least Two Days

Is that all?

Cvcks!

A foul 45 percent of Americans have worn the same pair of jocks for two days or longer, a new study has found.
The survey by underwear company Tommy John asked 1,000 men and women about their hygiene habits. And the results were rank.

Nearly half said they'd worn the same underwear at least two days in a row -- while a hygiene-hating 13 percent of people said they’d worn the same pair for a week or more.

I believe a man should change his underwear like he changes his tires -- seasonally, with the purpose of avoiding uneven wear.

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