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August 15, 2019

Breaking: Fat Activist Tom Nichols Announces For Thirty-Seventh Time That No, Serious You Guys, He's Leaving the GOP and Voting Democrat

I mean, he's an activist, and he's very, very fat. He's not an actual activist in favor of being fat, or, at least, not as a vocation.

Though he does not set a good example for America's Youth as far as healthy living.

Sorry, this post is all tweets. I know this is a problem for some people.

But I've caught myself a sniffle and am looking for easy stuff so I can retain my energy to do some more quality laying around.

Who is Tom Nichols, you ask?

Tom Nichols is a grossly obese cuck and a "Twitter Personality." He wrote a short screedy books about being The Expert, and why, when you get into an argument with him on Twitter, you should accept that you are wrong, because he is The Expert.

So yeah, he wrote a book whose premise is basically, "I win at Twitter."

Important stuff.

His thesis makes no sense, and not even this great fat drama queen believes it.

He claims that only experts can weight in on political matters, and only in areas in which they are experts.

All other people should shut up and defer to "the experts."

But Tom Nichols is not an expert in much -- his narrow focus is something about foreign relations -- and yet himself opines on everything, every single thing, all the things, with the arrogant authority of a an Expert, in subject matters in which he plainly has not only no expertise, but not even much reading.

He quit the GOP years ago, then, he claims, rejoined it in 2011 for the singular purpose of voting against Newt Gingrich in the primary (or any candidate not named "Mitt Romney").

Then he quit it again, in 2015, and again in 2016, and then again in 2017, and then oh why break the pattern in 2018, and now he quits it anew and afresh in 2019.

Pretty much every six months he quits the party, and gets attention and gets paid.

He is paid in Ho-Ho's and Metformin, I can reasonably deduce.

Every time he quits, the media claims he's a "lifelong Republican," and weirdly, Tom Nichols never corrects this misrepresentation.

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