Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/17/19)

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

The End H/T Legally Sufficient

This made me giggle.......

We all work with an idiot or maybe more. But, have they ever made YouTube?

Once upon a time I was a bachelor. Never, ever thought of doing this.

Out of 1,000 people responding to an informal poll conducted by the underwear maker, 45% admitted they had worn the same pair of undies for two or more days, with 13% saying they had worn the same pair for a week or more, Tommy John said.

“Conventional wisdom — and basic common sense — tells us that we should change our underwear every day, or at least wash them after every wear,” Tommy John said in its statement announcing the results. “But how many people actually follow this golden rule? After surveying 1,000 Americans, we found that this basic standard of underwear hygiene is definitely not universal.”

We previously covered this on The ONT, IIRC under the topic of long bows vs. cross bows. Cross bows for the win if you are a cultist. H/T Bitter Clinger

Members of German crossbow sex cult suicide pact took knock-out drops before they were willingly killed in attempt to be 'reborn in a higher realm', investigators believe

In May, a man and a woman were found with crossbow bolts through the heart, the female shooter had then turned the weapon on herself in Bavaria

Two days later, two other women who belonged to the sex cult were found dead 400 miles north in Wittengen

Detectives revealed today the two shot by crossbow had taken a knock-out narcotic, similar to a date rape drug, before they were willingly killed

Two found at the separate address are believed to have poisoned themselves

"There, but for the grace of God, go I." Quite the photo essay.

He is honest. But still a Genius Award Winner.

A suspect who used a stolen debit card to purchase a cell phone, beer, and cigarettes signed the sales receipts as “Thief,” according to a Pennsylvania court filing.

Police report that the male suspect swiped the card from a woman who gave him a ride home from a bar last week. The debit card, cops say, was inside a purse in the center console of the woman’s vehicle.

The victim, Joei Thompson, noticed the purse was missing the following day and filed a report with police in Butler, a Pittsburgh suburb. But Thompson’s debit card had already been used to purchase a $200 iPhone 6S at a MetroPCS store and a case of beer and pack of cigarettes from Butler Beer and Tobacco

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:30 PM

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