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August 01, 2019

Elijah Cummings' Baltimore Home Broken Into By Thieves Hours Before Trump Pointed Out That Baltimore Has a Crime Problem





Reporters are trying to claim Trump's tweets caused this. Of course.



But per the police report, the burglary, which occurred 3:40 am, occurred hours before Trump's tweets.

Is the new Conspiracy Theory that Trump called up Vlad Putin to hire a couple of crackheads to burgle Cummings' pad so that he could then justify his upcoming tweets?

Which NeverTrumper is going to push this new outlandish conspiracy theory the hardest, do you imagine?


Come to Scenic Charm City

All of our garbage-pits are sopping with bums' semen and all of our rats have The AIDS.

More: CNN isn't ready to abandon this newest conspiracy yet, Tami reports.

50 Check this CNN beotch's wording.....

Manu Raju@mkraju

This suggests the robbery was three hours before Trump's initial tweet attacking Cummings and his district as a "disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess."


It merely 'suggests' the robbery was 3 hours before. Not like there's the reality that the robbery WAS 3 HOURS BEFORE.

Posted by: Tami

First-grade arithmetic "suggests" the two things are not causally related, but the jury's still out on... math.

Proof that CNN doesn't know What Time It Is.


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