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April 30, 2019

White House Correspondents Association Head and Drama Queen Hisses About How Dangerous His Sad Little Life Is

They're all just small variations on Brian Williams -- a bunch of soft-handed, air-conditioned office monkeys who desperately want to be thought of as News Studs parachuting into disputed zones with a pen in one hand and a grenade in the other.

So, enjoy another Danger Zone fantasy from another dainty little pansy, another media Walter Mitty, another valor-stealer.




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