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Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/17/24) Humpday Cafe Quith Sick Fascist Leftwing Mayor of Brussels Orders Police to Shut Down Conservative Conference Featuring Nigel Farage, Possible Future UK PM Suella Braverman, and Hungary President Viktor Orban Schumer Vows to Block Constitutionally-Required Impeachment Trial of Open Borders Czar Mayorkas The House Intelligence Subcommittee Added an Amendment to the FISA Reauthorization Bill Drafting All Citizens Into the Business of Spying on Other Americans ACLU Fires Asian Lawyer For Using "Racially Harmful" Language to Complain About Black Boss. She Didn't Say Anything Racist; the ACLU Contends That Simply Criticizing a Black Boss Is Inherently "Harmful" Because It Caused "Hurt Feelings" Among Other Blacks NPR Whistleblower Resigns, Stating He Cannot Work For an Organization Whose CEO "Disparages" Him Illegal Alien Released by Biden Charged in Hit-and-Run Death of Senator's Aid Wednesday Morning Rant Absent Friends Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups NoVaMoMe 2024: 06/08/2024 Arlington, VA Registration Is Open! Texas MoMe 2024: 10/18/2024-10/19/2024 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« The ONT Is Back! \| Main \| Mid-Morning Open Thread » April 26, 2019 The Seftonless Morning Report (Friday April 26, 2019) Good morning Horde. Mr. Morning Report is off on special assignment. Rumor has it that the AoSHQ Dental Plan is alive and well in Juarez, Mexico. *** More text messages between the FBI's Peter Strzok and Lisa Page are released. Subject? Spy recruitment for the White House. Another day. Another gaffe by AOC. She's the gift that keeps giving. Never mind the guard dog when you have a guard parrot. It was only a matter of time, The CIA now has an Instagram account. If I say how retarded will I get banned before I join? You can thank the anti-vaxxer movement and illegal aliens pouring into our country. Are you 29 or older? You may need another measles booster shot. She is a vile and despicable human being. Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) endears herself to doctors and nurses with hateful accusations. One of America's favorite treats isn't looking too good at the moment. I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream and we may scream after eating it. Listeria on the horizon. You might be able to keep your doctor. But you won't be able to keep your health insurance due to Obamacare. But. But. But. But. Things were different then than now. And I'm a better millionaire than the people I was referring to mutters Sen. Bernie Sanders (Communist-Vermont) NBA star John Havlicek of the Boston Celtics passes away at age 79. Will the ~~Inbred Virtue Signalers~~ Royal Family console and meet with the Sri Lanka Easter bombing victims? Time will tell. Former tiger trainer is attacked by.........drum roll please, a tiger. Will the "History Police" be consistent? Why just remove Kate Smith's statue when we can take back awards earned by ~~Cassius Clay~~ Mohamed Ali. The paste eating Joe Biden has entered the presidential race. He also has the lead, for the time being. Speaking of having the lead. Biden also has the Creepy Porn Lawyer vote. Politics does indeed make strange bedfellows. Today's feel good story of the day? "Then I seen a young man at the door, struggling to get out, and he was being shot at quite a few times.” New York's mayor has another goofy idea. Let's ban hot dogs and other processed meats. ICYMI President Trump was on the phone with Sean Hannity last night. With Republicans like these who needs Democrats? "They" say that voter fraud is a myth. If it were why has the mayor Edinburg, TX and his wife been arrested? How involved was the Obama Administration with Russia in the 2016 election? Little by little information is forthcoming and it isn't looking good for the JEF. Lucidity is overrated. And Baltimore remains a joke. As Ace would say, "LOL get fucked" Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-~~Somalia~~MN) was so butt hurt by PDT she went crying to @Jack What won't California tax? Brazil has a penis amputation problem. Things you learn here. Memorable? Sure, if you are a Genius Award Winner. 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