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April 27, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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That's a serious addiction above. Good morning Horde. Let us take a gander at a few items that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

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Shit happens when you're drunk.

What can Brown do for you?

“He’s got his head stuck in the f***ing bin!”

Garlic, who knew?

Perhaps he needs to use Gorilla Tape.

This assistant Fire Chief is a go-getter.

~~MILF~~ SDILF

Look out Palm Beach County Florida.

Drinking and driving don't mix.

Is McDonald's the new Walmart?

Enjoy these stories or something else that trips your trigger this morning. After all it is an open thread. No yanking on the 'ettes pony tails, no running with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

Have a nice weekend!!!

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