Eight Year Old Girl Does Perfect Spoof of AOC, Except She's Too Articulate and Common-Sensical

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Meanwhile, Fake Tapper told us that two different CNN correspondents "have read" the 400+ page Muller report, just 10-40 minutes after its release.

Say, remember how CNN entertained guests who asserted that no human being could possibly read that report in a weekend?

Well, now CNN staffers can read it in 10-40 minutes. Because CNN staffers are Just That Good.

One more thing: This Easter Worshiper worships something else -- Street Justice.

This is almost an Easter miracle. Any time you see a videotaped brawl, what happens with every single male (but not female) participant? Their shirts get pulled off in like three seconds.

(If they were even wearing shirts to begin with, which they weren't, half the time.)

Yet this Easter Bunny keeps his top and his mask on through the Holy Ass-Beating.

One more thing: Jussie Smollett is experiencing night-fright after making up a hate crime and trying to gin up violent attacks against an unpopular group in America:

Whatever you do, don't take too many pills, brah.

posted by Ace of Spades at 07:51 PM

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