The Morning Rant

"Well, it's only Monday morning and I'm already in a bad mood -- too soon following the peaceful contemplation of the Easter weekend. I had to go and read a stupid tweet (below) by that prissy litte pussy David French at NRO, and now I'm all like this. What a prissy little pussy he is. Oh wait, I already said that, didn't I? Well, it can't be said enough about the guy. He's giving attaboys to *Romney* who has spent the last two years fighting Trump way more vigorously than he ever did against Obama during the 2012 election. Any idiot who would willingly replace Trump with a weasely little half-conservative like him really needs to have his freakin' head examined. But they're all like that: Both Bushes, McCain, Romney, Dole, all of those clowns, they get all whipped up into a hot fury when they fight other Republicans while their battles against Democrats is tepid at best. And prissy little pussy David French is the same. He's certainly been critical of Obama's policies, but against Trump, he just goes off the charts. But Trump is the only one who fights. More importantly, Trump is the only one who fights *for me*. Prissy little pussy David French refuses to understand this. He's wetting his pants because Trump banged a few hotties. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, I'd be happy to arrange to have a continual parade of hotties delivered to the Oval Office if that would help to keep him fighting. Besides, back in the 90s, we had a president that made Donald Trump look like Mike Pence, and we were told that it was only sex, so we should just ignore it. Well, that's what I'm doing. I'm tired of having someone else make the rules and then squeal like a little girl when I follow them. And my nightmare scenario is not Trump grabbing some mish, but rather it's to have some part of the progressive centipede get me in its sights, and I'm helpless, I don't know what I can do, so I look over to my corner for help, and there's French and Romney laughing about which one of them is going to shiv me in the back. Look, I'll be honest. When I voted for Trump back in 2016, I really didn't know what I'd be getting. But not only has he turned out to implementing conservative policies more so than I ever could have hoped for, he's turning out to be a major obstacle to the progressive wrecking machine that has been steamrolling across our cultural and political landscape for the past several decades. But prissy little pussy David French doesn't care. Because he lives in an isolated little bubble in a wealthy zip code in the Acela corridor, so whether Democrats get elected, or Republicans get elected, it's all the same to him. What does he care, really? His life will go on pretty much the same regardless of the results of any election. So, for him, a lost election is about the same as your team not making the playoffs. Boo hoo. But that's not the case with a lot of other Americans, though. Elections have real world consequences. Trump has tried, with varying degrees of success, to make America work again for normal Americans. But all that prissy little pussy David French has done is to try to undermine him. He's basically been siding with the enemy the whole time. So f* French with a flaming napalm-filled football wrapped in det cord. He's worse than useless."

Thread: I want to add a quick word about the character debate raging on after @MittRomney’s accurate and entirely righteous statement in response to the Mueller report. As I’ve written at length, I share his sentiments. I’m happy POTUS isn’t a traitor and disgusted by his lies /1

— David French (@DavidAFrench) April 21, 2019

"Tourists and Easter Worshippers"

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) April 21, 2019

There is no excuse for terror attacks against innocent people but as a journalist I saw Western Christian missionaries unscrupulpusly converting Buddhist orphans for food and shelter after the Asian tsunami. Don't send your prayers. #SriLankaBlasts https://t.co/rFNMShqfW1

— Andy West (@AndyWestTV) April 21, 2019

The 2 Genders:

In The Old Days, Golf Was A Lot More Dangerous:

Hello Dolly:

Who Dese:

Friday's celebs: Edwardian-era groupie Evelyn Nesbit and Mike Vogel.

448 Do the ones who guessed "Joan Collins" get half credit, since she played Evelyn Nesbit in the movie The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 19, 2019 12:21 PM (qzStv)

A fair point. Normally, morons who randomly shout out 'Joan Collins!' in the Rant thread get a night in the box, but this time I'll allow it.

Today's Edition of the Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chicago-Style Hot Dogs:

Chicago-style hot dogs are the only acceptable way to eat a hot dog. Ketchup on hot dogs is an abomination. Send tweet. pic.twitter.com/QqGcaqR4Ht

— Elliott Hamilton (@ElliottRHams) April 17, 2019

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