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April 18, 2019

CNN in "Meltdown" Trying to Spin Report to Save Their Own Reputations

Embarrassing.

CNN hack and Gender Flexible Eggbody Chris Cillizza got butthurt when someone said CNN was in meltdown:

No, we're not https://t.co/c9HdR999Bd
— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) April 18, 2019

Meanwhile, if you can believe this, ridiculous joke and corporate tool Brian "Butterball Powerbottom" Stelter was earlier shrieking at people that no "partisans" should speculate about the report.

Annnnnd... simultaneously, on his own network, a panel of eight ludicrous partisans were speculating about the report.

Does this guy get CNN? pic.twitter.com/suLCjFV12R
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) April 18, 2019

Meanwhile, AG Barr is getting a little edgy with his redactions:

posted by Ace of Spades at 02:42 PM

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CNN hack and Gender Flexible Eggbody Chris Cillizza got butthurt when someone said CNN was in meltdown: No, we're not https://t.co/c9HdR999Bd — Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) April 18, 2019 Meanwhile, if you can believe this, ridiculous joke and corporate tool Brian "Butterball Powerbottom" Stelter was earlier shrieking at people that no "partisans" should speculate about the report. Annnnnd... simultaneously, on his own network, a panel of eight ludicrous partisans were speculating about the report. 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