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April 15, 2019

Tiger Woods Wins Masters Because Trump



No but really he won the Masters, which is a nice comeback for him.

And really, he hasn't won one of the major golf tournaments since... Obama became president in 2008.

Tiger Woods collected his 15th major win, and his fifth Masters, at the 2019 Masters Tournament on Sunday. The 43-year-old hadn't won a major championship since 2008, when he triumphed at the U.S. Open.

Besides donning the coveted green jacket, Woods earned a sizable paycheck: $2.07 million, which is the standard 18 percent of the total pot.

Here are some highlights, but they're from ESPN, so click on this only if your ethics permit it.


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