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April 13, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break


How about you?


Of course you're going to get a coffee meme.



Now, let's take a gander at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

  • Coffee addict leads cops on low speed chase.

  • Today's health tip.

  • In need of serious rubber room time.

  • Everything you wanted to know about throwing an ax but were afraid to ask.

  • Who needs a PIN when you have Heavy Equipment?

  • No word what variety of drugs and/or alcohol they had consumed.

  • Nicholas Cage's next wife?

  • This couple is all wet.

  • Really have it your way.

  • Being a dumb shit also equates to a Genius Award.

    Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Remember the rules: The 'ettes don't have cooties, no running with sharp objects and if you finish the coffee make a fresh pot. And, have a great weekend!!!!

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