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April 13, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

How about you?

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Of course you're going to get a coffee meme.

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Now, let's take a gander at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Coffee addict leads cops on low speed chase.

Today's health tip.

In need of serious rubber room time.

Everything you wanted to know about throwing an ax but were afraid to ask.

Who needs a PIN when you have Heavy Equipment?

No word what variety of drugs and/or alcohol they had consumed.

Nicholas Cage's next wife?

This couple is all wet.

Really have it your way.

Being a dumb shit also equates to a Genius Award.

Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Remember the rules: The 'ettes don't have cooties, no running with sharp objects and if you finish the coffee make a fresh pot. And, have a great weekend!!!!

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