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April 09, 2019

Kirsten Gillibrand Rails Against "Tactile Nuclear Weapons"

This is a very very stupid person.

Or maybe this was a stealth attack on Joe Biden.

Nah, she's humiliatingly stupid.

On Monday night, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.), a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee and a candidate for president in 2020, seems not to understand the concept of tactical nuclear weapons. She warned against developing nuclear weapons that are "tactile," warning such weapons are dangerous and should not be developed.

There is no such thing as a "tactile nuclear weapon." Gillibrand meant to attack tactical nuclear weapons, which are designed for use on the battlefield with friendly forces in the proximity. Such weapons are intended to limit the destructive power of a nuclear missile, so nuclear weapons could be used with precision. This makes these weapons less dangerous.

Meanwhile, noted Nuclear Use Theorist (NUT) Eric Swallowell announced his candidacy for president on the promise that, if elected, he'll keep saying stupid, crazy shit.

When Infowars' Joe Biggs pressed the congressman on what would happen, Swalwell took the bait. "So basically [Eric Swalwell] wants a war," Biggs tweeted. "Because thatís what you would get. Youíre outta your f**king mind if you think Iíll give up my rights and give the gov all the power."

Rather than remaining silent, Swalwell took the bait and confirmed conservatives' fears. Smarter Democrats would refuse to respond, because there is no good response. Instead, this congressman tweeted, "And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But theyíre legit. Iím sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities."

Swallowell's campaign slogan is "Go big, be bold, do good." It's about giving blowjobs to sailors.

Here collected are some reactions to this stupid gay shit.






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