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April 05, 2019

Let's Not Go To The ONT. 'Tis A Silly Place

Greetings Horde. What fresh hell slouches towards Saturday to be born?


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Cool Trick


Wendy Meets Her Match

How a Few Stubborn Dutchmen Are Keeping Corporate Behemoth Wendy's Off an Entire Continent

This is what Wendy’s looks like in Europe: A hole-in-the-wall chippie run by some brute Dutch sailors with a serious case of stick-it-to-the-man-itis. It’s the reason a certain billion-dollar, red-headed American fast food chain has been kicked off the continent.


Clean Yourself Up


With glow-in-the-dark nuclear themed soap

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“I am become death, destroyer of germs”


A Touch of Politics


She's as nutty as a fruitcake. I hope she never goes away.

Here's the inside scoop on media darling Pete Buttplague, Buttgege, Buttigieg, er, whatever the hell his name is. Son of a Marxist professor and current mayor of a crime-ridden shithole. Guess the party.

Off We Go, Into The.....ARRRRGH!

Civilian on Fly-Along Accidentally Ejected from Fighter Jet

He gets the chance of a lifetime for a check ride in a fifth generation fighter, and his ejection seat punches him out on takeoff. Bad luck.


Horsing Around


Judicial Follies

Challenge to conservatives: What’s your solution to rampaging judicial tyranny?

It's a very good question.

Activist Judge Throws Out Trump Executive Order, Restores Obama Drilling Ban

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Medieval Manuscripts: Why So Many Drawings in the Margins Depict Bunnies Going Bad

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The Yahoo Group prefers Fucking, Austria.

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