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February 23, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Holy crap, the last Saturday of February. Time is flying, so are the stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week. Let's take a gander........

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You wouldn't call this a handbag would you?

The perfect 'ron or 'ette job.

Gots to love the UK's health care system.

Fortunately WI doesn't have Sharia Law yet. He would be a trunk.

Oh my.

Show biz didn't pay off, neither did crime.

The red diesel will get you into trouble every time.

And I thought the filter between brain and mouth was shot. Guess not.

Say it with me, Bull Shit!

Well this free's up a Saturday and a boatload of money.

Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Rules? Yeah, there are a few: No running with sharp objects, the 'ettes don't have cooties and leave their hair alone, and be nice to one another. Remember the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

Have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM

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