The Morning Rant

"With Jussie Smollett's story of being mugged by MAGA racists falling apart faster than whatever's left of Bill Kristol's mind, the usual MSM outlets are new hilariously trying to walk back all of their crap reporting by trying to deflect the discussion to 'the larger picture' or 'the overall context', which, when translated into normal speech, means, 'screw the facts, Trump is still to blame.' It's like they pulled out their own version of the Otter Defense and are now triumphantly marching out of the room in single file, with their noses pointed piously skyward. Bunch of sanctimonious bastards. I just can't wait until Nick Sandmann's lawsuit hits the fan. I want to see these media hacks writhing in pain as they are forced to deliver on-the-air apologies, or their employers are forced to settle for huge sums of money."

Fake Hate Crimes! Get Your Fake Hate Crimes Right Here:

Right after Donald Trump’s election, the SPLC really stoked panic. A pro-gay Episcopal church in Indiana was vandalized w/“Heil Trump,” a swastika, & an anti-gay slur. Turns out it was the gay organ player who did it. He was only charged w/a misdemeanor. https://t.co/QxeOoBHohC

— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) February 17, 2019

Doing Jobs That Americans Just Won't Do:

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Is Working Hard For the Working Man:

"It'll Work This Time - Trust Us"

Hard-hitting Journalism From CNN:

Here's A Different Kind of Cougar Than Last Friday's:

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Grammie Winger Made Me Post This:

Friday's celebrities: Sophie Marceau and Ryan Gosling.

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