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February 07, 2019

The Typhus Epidemic that LA's Government Has Cooked Up Has Now Spread to... City Hall

That's a shame.

All carpets at Los Angeles City Hall may need to be replaced amid a Typhus outbreak that may have infected one city employee while at work, according to a motion filed by Council President Herb Wesson on Wednesday.

Wesson first became aware of a vermin issue in November 2018, contacted pest control experts and removed all his office's carpets, according to the motion.

The motion reported cleanup issues and a noticeable increase in rodents in the area, which could have contributed to the outbreak.

Los Angeles' government has pretty much invited this outbreak. They have lots of homeless people, but nowhere for the homeless to defecate, except storm drains. They are allowing the streets to be strewn with trash. They've let their rat problem get out of control.

Basically they've reproduced the living conditions of a filthy Medieval port city, and are now shocked to find that they have "Typhus zones" like a Medieval port city.

But they're the Party of Science, you know.

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