Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
Javi Milei Defunds the Bureaucrats Tasked with Reducing Violence Against Women and Yet the Murder Rate of Women Somehow Drops 10% Anyway
America's Worst Previous President, Jimmy Carter, Dead at 100 THE MORNING RANT: Government is Paying Manufacturers to Produce Electric School Buses, and Then Paying School Districts to Buy Them Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 12/30/24 Daily Tech News 30 December 2024 Sunday Overnight Open Thread - December 29, 2024 [Doof] Gun Thread: Post Christmas and Pre-New Year 2024 Edition! Food Thread: Raccoons, Brisket, And Latkes...A Match Made In Heaven! First-World Problems... Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
|
« Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/4/19) |
Main
| Mid-Morning Open Thread »
February 05, 2019
The Morning Report - 2/5/19Good morning kids. Tuesday and for your dining and dancing pleasure, we have the continued self-immolation of the Democrat-Left-Media Complex illustrated by a range of topics that coalesce around an overarching theme of the internecine struggle for control of that party between its old guard Trotskyites and the new Shining Path Maoists. I mentioned this a few times in the comments over the past few days and given all their horrendous self-inflicted wounds, it's kind of hard to remember that the Dems actually won back the House last November and have been in control of it for a little over a month, at least on paper. Yes, I do realize that Palsi Pelosi is in charge and at best, the President's legislative agenda is dead in the water until January 2021 (please G-d he wins and the House flips back), and at worst the impeachment follies will ramp up. But that said, it is not insignificant that Trump's approval numbers are still above 40% (probably higher since polls are notoriously Leftist-leaning), Palsi's, the Dems and their controllers in the Media are in the shitter, and that the optics of the migrant invasion caravans, the so-called government shutdown, the persecution of the Covington kids and others, the in-your-face Joo-hatred from the freshman rising stars, Trump's roaring economy and now the Democrat bloodlust to kill infants post-birth whose poster boy is Governor Ralph "Moonwalker" Lawn Jockey, with a side order of #MeToo madness from his Lieutenant Governor Shebe Asken Forette. And then you have the flea circus that is the Democrat presidential field going full tilt boogie on the Socialism while indy candidate Howard Schultz pulls the rug out from under them by defending capitalism and the American Dream, which has evidently caused Sherrod Brown-Note to triangulate by poo-pooing Medicare For All and now favoring the long-abandoned blue dog Dems over the progressives. And tonight, we will have the President delivering the State of the Union from the open sewer that is the Democrat-controlled House of Representatives and the abject horror show of freaks, geeks and miscreants that that party will whore out for the TV cameras. One of my favorite movies of all time, The Hospital, features a scene in which a diverse group of community representatives are meeting with the administrators to protest a section of slum housing the hospital wants to convert into a drug rehab facility. Before long, the Sharpton's, Steinem's and Gutierrez's are more at each other's throats than the harried white guy in charge of the hospital. Boy, did Paddy Chayefsky PBUH ever predict what we are witnessing today with these differing grievance groups or what. All I can say is pass the popcorn and pudding cups. In any case, Les Nooseman is so far not indicating that he is going anywhere and Justin Fairfax is lashing out at Boss Bootblack Mengele for trying to smear him with the sexual assault allegations that he is trying to tap-dance around, and not doing a very convincing job of. And that said, while all of this is going on Daniel Greenfield reminds us that Cuck Schemer, "Mickey" O'Rourke, Joey Bidet and Bernardo Sandersnista either have top aides or are themselves implicated in creepy sexual misdeeds with female staffers which the Media (piss be upon it) conveniently whitewashes or totally embargoes. And speaking of baby killing, doofus-looking deviant Patty Murray effectively killed a Ben Sasse bill that would protect children who survive the abortion murder process. It was brought up for unanimous consent but the shambling, bespectacled Moe-Howard-looking sack of lipids objected. They should bring it up for a floor vote, in any case, and I hope they do. And a follow on essay just underscores the fact that the embrace of infanticide is the hallmark of g-dless paganism. QED. To the border we go, where the Mexican government is now bussing nearly 2,000 caravan invaders right up to the border at an area of Texas where it is know that there is essentially nothing to stop their entering. Deploy troops immediately and an immediate moratorium or 90% tax on all remittances. This shit has got to stop. Also, the Feds announce one 8,500 cases of anchor baby birth tourism, the gang of Joo-hating Dem newbies want ICE and the BP defunded while at least one Democrat sez a border wall can work, and ICE nabs some illegal alien rap guy for overstaying his visa. Cue the sad trombone. Civil War 2.0: The progressive non-profit won't confirm whether or not they fired the Antifa terrorist working for them Joseph Alcoff, Richard Fernandez on the MAGA hat boogeyman, and the hypocrisy of libs not calling out the hate from their side. Politics: For tonight's SOTU, the President's guests include the kid bullied because his name is Trump and the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting survivors, NYC Dem Dov Hikind blasts Ocasio-TacoRosado for the Joo-hatred, the bug-eyed bucktoothed Bolshevik has invited the thug who accosted Fake Flake during the Kavanaugh shit-show, more popcorn will be needed as Jerrold Nadler and Carolyn Maloney might support giving Israel sovereignty over the Golan Heights, Awan concubine Debbie Wasserman-Test warns that she'll sue PDT if he declares a national emergency, Sherrod Brown-Note thinks he can win the Dem nomination by pretending to be a so-called moderate, and two fine essays on the madness of Democrat political philosophy. First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: Washington state baker is sorry, not sorry for baking a "Build That Wall" iced cookie, two links on the pressing need for coding lessons in the dying media, and Robert Spencer goes after a hack at the Miami Herald. Mueller Inquisition and "Muh Colluzhnikovs!": the New York Southern District hacks are going to go after the Trump inauguration committee to fabricate more phony charges, and more indications that FusionGPS the FBI and others were trying to fabricate collusion conspiracies via that Trump Tower meeting that didn't happen. Guns: Virginia school district sues the state's AG (probably the next governor, now) over allowing teachers to be armed. Foreign Desk: After Trump stated keeping troops in Iraq as a counter to the Iranians across the border, the Iraqi ingrates show their ingratitude, NorKs want sanctions lifted ahead of the next summit, Congress votes to keep US troops in harms way in Afghanistan and a warning about the Chi-Com EMP threat. Domestic Desk: Ruth Bader-Meinhoff supposedly emerges and sees her shadow, Dems are now ready to Bork Kavanaugh replacement Neomi Rao, Joe's Man-Chin may support PDT's new pick at the Interior Department (I understand he's an oil man, heh), a negative look at William Barr, why fat lezbos are fat and other wastes of your money, and City Journal looks at why faith-based foster-family agencies should be allowed to place kids according to their principles. The Economy: Two links on the same subject about the out of control debt and the concomitant public employee pension crises. Health: More on LA's rat-borne typhus outbreak. Red-Greens: Along with desertions in the Dem ranks over Israel, Democrats strip eradication of fossil fuels from Ocasio-TacoRosado's Green New Deal and a look at just what the hell is in the aforementioned. FemiNazism: Future coding student at the National Laughingstock tries shaming Bezos into paternal leave and equal pay. Childcare? Paging Herr Doktor Schvartzpunim... Hither and Yon: Liam Neeson feels guilty because he wanted to kill a black guy after a close friend was raped (guilty because he was black?), Christian Toto breaks down the Super Bowl halftime flop, the travails and failings of the Catholic clergy and yes, time to end Black History Month. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.
| Recent Comments
[i]Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)[/b][/i][/s][/u]:
"
James Earl Carter was a meddlesome twat ... The ..."
scampydog: "June Lockhart in Lassie. What the hell is wrong ..." Citizen Cake: ">>>The natural gas thing was among the regionally ..." SMOD: "On July 15, 1979, then president Jimmy Carter went ..." blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1): "Young gals in pj's at the store I sort of get. Guy ..." The ARC of History!: "[i]What kind of mean shit can the executive branch ..." Thomas Bender: "@311 >>For details, see the Law & Order episode ..." TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher: "332 Decency, yet Biden fingerbanged a staffer. Po ..." naturalfake: "[i]Airline deregulation gave us people wearing paj ..." Quarter Twenty : "268 Why do I suspect Biden's "eulogy" will involve ..." eleven: "They'll try to rub the Carter funeral ball sack i ..." Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden: "Decency, yet Biden fingerbanged a staffer. ..." Recent Entries
Javi Milei Defunds the Bureaucrats Tasked with Reducing Violence Against Women and Yet the Murder Rate of Women Somehow Drops 10% Anyway
America's Worst Previous President, Jimmy Carter, Dead at 100 THE MORNING RANT: Government is Paying Manufacturers to Produce Electric School Buses, and Then Paying School Districts to Buy Them Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 12/30/24 Daily Tech News 30 December 2024 Sunday Overnight Open Thread - December 29, 2024 [Doof] Gun Thread: Post Christmas and Pre-New Year 2024 Edition! Food Thread: Raccoons, Brisket, And Latkes...A Match Made In Heaven! First-World Problems... Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |