The Morning Rant

"Screw the Superbowl. Screw the NFL and its social justice warrioring, and screw Roger Goodell in particular. Can't I watch a game without having to listen to a sanctimonious lecture? And screw the Washington Post, they could've hired and paid for 5 or 6 reporters for several years with the money the blew on that pompous, over-the-top Superbowl ad. And another thing, you know what you never read about in the papers? You never read about Democrats seizing on conservative positions to paint Republicans as radical. It's always Republicans who seize and pounce, never Democrats."

Well, At Least They're Not Pouncing:

Early Contender, 2019 'Dumbest Journalism On the Internet' Award:

Their star quarterback, coach, and owner all supported Trump. But that’s not the only thing that makes the Patriots the preferred team of white nationalists https://t.co/C1KnQNXa9b

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) February 3, 2019

I, For One, Welcome Our New Lifestyle Overlords:

My take is that people will initially dislike the ways their lives change but it will be good for them. No more meat clogging your arteries (wasabi tofu is delicious!), fewer deaths from cars as we move to public transportation and more vibrant communities free of sprawl. https://t.co/A39XiJnwSe

— we're going to pass AVR (@SeanMcElwee) January 27, 2019

Who Dis:

For the 'Ettes, Super Bowl Edition:

And Since He's Probably Retiring, Here's Gronk:

Friday's celebrities: Bardot and Chris Evans.

Florida man reportedly stole laxatives, believing them to be opioids
READ MORE: https://t.co/XIP34VXlJL

— LIVE Breaking News (@NewsBreaking) January 29, 2019

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