Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Moron Meet-Ups
NoVaMoMe: 02/09/2019 in Arlington, VA
Contact Bluebell and Weasel

Federal Judge Orders Hillary Clinton To Answer Long-Evaded Questions About Her Secret Server | Main | Bifurcated ONT - Comments
November 15, 2018

Bifurcated ONT - Content

Gif me.jpg

Y'know, every time I try to put something entertaining other than just links into the ONT, like gifs or videos or some such, I always hear a litany of bitching in the comments.

"I can't load these on my Motorola Razor. Wah!"

"They slow down my 1200 baud modem! Boo!"

"My Atari 800 can't run them! Sob!"

The pinnacle of 1987 technology utterly baffles some people, SMDH. As a result, I don't use as many of these elements as I other wise might, which is fine, but that means they pile up in my ONT content folder.

Well tonight we're clearing the decks. The content for the ONT is below the cut here. ***WARNING: MOST OF IT IS GIFS*** If the string stretched between the Dixie cups that you use for an ISP can't handle it, don't click. If your TS 1000 will be overburdened, don't click. Instead you're invited to go right up to the thread above this one, titled Bifurcated ONT - Comments, and join out nightly little booze kvetch. If, OTOH, you have a computer and internet connection from the present century and you do want to see the content, please feel free to open this thread up and enjoy. No comments here though, all comments will be taken upstairs. See y'all up there!


digg this
posted by WeirdDave at 09:46 PM

Recent Comments
xnycpeasant: "What do Schneiderman and James have in common? Oh ..."

Vanya: ""Terrorist Who Stabbed Two Americans In Amsterdam ..."

rhennigantx: "She is also the patron saint of authors, cutlers, ..."

Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing: "Other people, when they dream, have dreams of bein ..."

Chi-Town Jerry: "What a moving piece about Apollo 8.. real American ..."

Jonah: "Trump and his family should sell all of their big ..."

saf: "Almost FISCUS......OoooooH come all ye faithful.Wh ..."

J.J. Sefton: " 67 Nixon would handled the NY AG by using the DO ..."

Jonah: "64.Vic, it past of the game. Many GOP Senators fro ..."

rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u]: "Terrorist Who Stabbed Two Americans In Amsterdam S ..."

xnycpeasant: "@67 One would never know there was a NY GOP. Slig ..."

grammie winger, church pirate: "You betcha votermom.  Pass the saffron buns, ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64