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November 01, 2018

ABC Orders Only One More Episode of Roseanne-Free "The Conners" After Ratings Do Exactly What You'd Expect Them To Do

They had a hit show and a lot of actors, writers, and crew getting paid to deliver entertainment to a willing audience, but they decided to #GetWoke, and you know what happens after that.

ABC has ordered 1 extra episode to the original order of 10. Sounds to me like a finale. Someone wakes up and says they dreamt Roseanne died. There's a cackle from the next room. Fade to black.

John Goodman, Melissa Gilbert, and Laurie Metcalf can now go back to their exciting careers of sitting around waiting for their agents to call. (Spoiler Alert: They're not calling.)

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