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November 03, 2018

Weird News Dump

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Good morning and welcome to the first Saturday of November. There were a few things that occurred this past week that didn't get too much coverage here this week.
Let's take a look at them.

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Little kids are doctors wallets best friends.
No, I'm teachers pet. No you're not, I am.
This will stop the fight over how you place the TP roll.
It's always fun and games until the pumpkin blows up.
Quite the active imagination.
Quite the attention seeker we have here.NSFW?
I wonder if they serve Holiday dinners?
No word if Bluebell was involved.
Must have been quite the party.
I would have loved to have heard the excuse for this.

Enjoy these weird stories or something else that tickles your fancy. Open thread!
No running with sharp objects, don't tie up your little sibling and throw him/her in the closet and be nice to one another, especially the 'ettes pony tails.

Have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:45 AM

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Quite the attention seeker we have here.NSFW? I wonder if they serve Holiday dinners? No word if Bluebell was involved. Must have been quite the party. I would have loved to have heard the excuse for this. Enjoy these weird stories or something else that tickles your fancy. Open thread! No running with sharp objects, don't tie up your little sibling and throw him/her in the closet and be nice to one another, especially the 'ettes pony tails. 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