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October 26, 2018

Repost: My Kindhearted Efforts to Steer Chris Hayes Towards a Career He Might Be More Suited For

Artist's Depiction

"I've got a mind made for hotdogs, and a body
that's also made for hotdogs"

"A very special guest tonight on Hotdogs with Chris Hayes..."


"Nathan's Famous"

"This is my Hotdog-Eatin' Face.
It goes Nom-Nom-Nom-Nom."

"I need six wieners with all the fixin's...!

"A Turkey Sandwich, Sir, is not a hotdog!"

"Grim news tonight. A hotdog has been shot.
I repeat, as hotdog has been shot."

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