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October 26, 2018

Repost: My Kindhearted Efforts to Steer Chris Hayes Towards a Career He Might Be More Suited For

are you still on tv or just twitter and also i don't care @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

if the tv thing doesn't work out you could sell hotdogs @ChrislHayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

selling hotdogs would be a big step down from basic cable but on the other hand, free hotdogs @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

Artist's Depiction

"I've got a mind made for hotdogs, and a body
that's also made for hotdogs"

"A very special guest tonight on Hotdogs with Chris Hayes..."

"Nathan's Famous"

you could mix your interests, prog politics and hotdogs, by telling customers a "fun fact" about racism when they buy a hotdog @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

you could be like, "did you know about the 3/5hs clause? fucked up, huh? Okay here's your sauerkraut!" @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

"This is my Hotdog-Eatin' Face.
It goes Nom-Nom-Nom-Nom."

you could probably put your hotdog cart right in your msnbc parking spot when they fire you. i bet @maddow would like hotdogs @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

you know, i bet ed schultz alone would probably cover your rent. he seems like he could eat a lot of hotdogs @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

"I need six wieners with all the fixin's...!
THAT'S RIGHT NUMB-NUTS I SAID ALL THE FIXIN'S!!!"

what are your favorite hotdogs @chrislhayes I like sabrett. they're "snappy." they make a snapping sound when you break them, LOL
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

so that's where i see you really achieving, @chrislhayes selling snappy hotdogs under a little yellow umbrella
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

"A Turkey Sandwich, Sir, is not a hotdog!"

what's best, the first bite of a hotdog or the last? @chrislhayes The last, b/c u just ate a whole hotdog and now u get to have another one
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

i know that was a trick question @chrislhayes but i never said u only had 1 hotdog u have to know these things if u want to sling dogs
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

"Grim news tonight. A hotdog has been shot.
I repeat, as hotdog has been shot."

posted by Ace of Spades at 05:19 PM

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Okay here's your sauerkraut!" @chrislhayes — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 "This is my Hotdog-Eatin' Face. It goes Nom-Nom-Nom-Nom." you could probably put your hotdog cart right in your msnbc parking spot when they fire you. i bet @maddow would like hotdogs @chrislhayes — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 you know, i bet ed schultz alone would probably cover your rent. he seems like he could eat a lot of hotdogs @chrislhayes — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 "I need six wieners with all the fixin's...! THAT'S RIGHT NUMB-NUTS I SAID ALL THE FIXIN'S!!!" what are your favorite hotdogs @chrislhayes I like sabrett. they're "snappy." they make a snapping sound when you break them, LOL — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 so that's where i see you really achieving, @chrislhayes selling snappy hotdogs under a little yellow umbrella — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 "A Turkey Sandwich, Sir, is not* a hotdog!"* what's best, the first bite of a hotdog or the last? @chrislhayes The last, b/c u just ate a whole hotdog and now u get to have another one — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 i know that was a trick question @chrislhayes but i never said u only had 1 hotdog u have to know these things if u want to sling dogs — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 "Grim news tonight. A hotdog has been shot. 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