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“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.” Charles Bukowski
“I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?” Stephanie Lennox
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” Albert Einstein
For some time I have been a supporter of the Second Amendment -- intellectually. I agreed with the Founders' rationale for the right to bear arms. I even joined the NRA.
“We will have a government that represents us and not the donor class. We will cut through the corruption, [and] we won’t have to do what comes next, which is either a non-violent revolution or a violent one, because this has got to end,” James Cromwell
An IT worker at a medical facility made a remarkable discovery about iPhones and Apple watches earlier this month, after a freshly installed MRI machine appeared to disable every iOS device in the hospital.
The ONT's guess? If you attended any Halloween activities dressed as an innocuous paper bag you triggered someone or something. Princeton University’s Undergraduate Student Government (USG) issued a checklist to students on Thursday to ensure that their Halloween costumes fostered an "inclusive experience for all students."
Ha. And here I thought I was a klutz. Getting one's head stuck in a pumpkin.
A British woman who claimed she has slept with at least 20 ghosts says she’s now engaged to a poltergeist. NSFW
Happy Halloween.........
Was the Pittsburgh Shooter a blank slate? Or is the press not doing their basic function? There has been a remarkable failure of journalism in the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. The gunman, 46-year-old Robert Bowers, remains a cipher. Except for the fact that he posted anti-Semitic rants on the Internet, worked as a truck driver and lived alone in an apartment, we know nothing about Bowers. Who are his parents? Does he have any siblings? Girlfriends? Did he have any hobbies other than hating Jews?
THE DRIVERLESS CARS cometh. Waymo just became the first company allowed to test fully self-driving cars—the kind with no carbon-based beings behind the wheel—in the state of California.
In 2015, The BMJ (formerly British Medical Journal) did a thorough audit of online symptom checkers. It found that, on average, the sites listed the correct diagnosis first only about a third of the time. Carl Shen, an ophthalmology resident at McMaster University, has led a team of researchers in a small-scale follow-up looking specifically at eye health and got equally concerning results: the correct diagnoses popped up first only a quarter of the time.
You don't have to watch it tonight. But when you have some free time I suggest that you watch Jonah Goldberg and his disgust for PDT and us. Must be a bitch going through life being oh so much better than everyone who isn't in the Faculty Lounge.
Marissa English was planning to see her favorite singer Keith Urban in concert. Although she had tickets to his sold-out show at the Huntington Center in Toledo, Ohio, she was unable to attend because she was admitted to hospice care before the concert.
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