Authorities Begin Admitting: Several Bombs Utterly Incapable of Exploding (and Hence Not "Bombs" at All); Admit They Do Not Know If These Are Intended to be Real But Incompetent Bombs, or Just Scare Objects, Or Just... Hoaxes

Well glad to see the smug and snug cocoon of "Twitter Elite" conformity got everything so smashingly right yet again.

NBC Miami:

Some of the 10 suspected mail bombs addressed to high-profile Democrats and others over the last few days were flawed and not capable of exploding, while others have yet to be fully analyzed, several investigators said Thursday.

In some cases, the flaws were substantial. In others, more subtle, they said.

The AP:

The officials said the devices were not rigged like a booby-trapped package bomb that would explode upon opening. They had timers and batteries but never went off. Law enforcement officials were still uncertain whether the devices were poorly designed or never intended to cause physical harm. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the ongoing investigation by name.

Guys? Give yourselves all Presidential Medal of Repeating Conventional Twitter Wisdom and Calling Yourself a Genius for Having the Good Taste to Adopt It As Your Own.

Oh, why be stingy? Just grab into the bag of Real Important Twitter Awards and take all the medals you think you're deserving of.

(Sorry I stole so much of your post, John. I'm still really sick. Just strugglin' to get through this day.)

Oh, do check the post. Authorities are focusing on Florida, Florida, Florida.

Which would be super-suspicious, given that the "bomb"-maker misspelled the name of his own home state.

Almost like he's making these errors and leaving these "clues" behind deliberately.

Telling:

Brian Stelter: What happen?

Chris Cuomo: Someone set up us the bomb.

Ander Copper: We get signal.

Don Lemon: What?

Chri Cumo: Main screen turn on.

Brian Stelter: It's you!

Orange Bad Man: How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.

Don Lemon: What you say?

Orange Bad Man: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha...

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posted by Ace of Spades at 05:34 PM

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