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October 25, 2018

Don't Click on This

This is a meme that leftists think is a #Winning play.

The slogan is "Grab Him by the Ballot." Like, grab Trump by the pussy, except, you know, the ballot box instead of the fun-box.

So that's already stupid.

Making it worse? Having old, fat leftwingers pose naked in the meme.

I told you not to click on it, but half of you already did, and you know who you're gonna blame for that? You're gonna blame me.

And I told you not to do it. Twice.

Okay, now this is funny, with a pretty mild content warning. /pol/ is building their own "suspicious devices" which are, like the CNN bombs, not even close to being functional bombs.

And look who had to slide into someone's DM's to protest the joke that these are "more real than CNN."

I'm telling you: Fucking Jake Tapper is literally scanning twitter, on maybe ten simultaneous feeds, 24 hours a day, searching for his name or just "CNN."

This is why I laugh so hard at the cucks Jake has turned into his Mostly-Male Harem. He reads their tweets and they are flattered, thinking Dreamy Jake is interested in them.

No, Jake the Snake is all about relentless brand-management. He's just power-searching twitter for mentions of himself.

He's just not that into you, Guys. He's into ruthlessly attacking anyone who criticizes him.

Some of you guys already know that, of course; Jake ripped you a new asshole in DMs, and then you decided to never criticize him again.

Well, that's your call.

And it was a heroic one too, #FakeJournalists.

More Fake Devices: And also, more mild content warnings.


Here's a cute "suspicious device:"

Similar, but still cute:

Another one. I think Ted Cruz sent this one.

An assault bomb.


Also funny, but mild content warning, because these guys seem to have a lot of fleshlights and dildos sitting around their apartments.

LOL: I know what Corey Booker's gotten delivered -- a T-square.

Because he likes T-Bone.

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posted by Ace of Spades at 04:18 PM

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