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October 23, 2018

#BelieveAllVictims: Corey Booker Accused of Grabbing Another Man's T-Bone; Claire McCaskill's Husband Accused of Harassing a Woman

Corey Booker likes T-Bone. Maybe a little too much.

According to the unnamed accuser -- who contacted Ronan Farrow about this story, but got no response (go figure!) -- he himself is a liberal gay man.

But he didn't appreciate Booker's advances.

I stopped to use one of the building's single-occupancy restrooms. Upon washing my hands prior to leaving, I hear knocking on the door. When it comes to these restrooms, it is customary to knock first in case someone is using it, even though there is an inner lock.

When I opened the door, Mr. Booker was there. He smiled and very gregariously said, "Hey!" We engaged in some brief idle chitchat in the entryway and then he asked me to speak in private. What happened next, happened so fast that it was hard for me to comprehend what was going on.

It was one of those surreal moments where what was happening was such a deviation and such a perversion of one's natural daily routine that I hardly knew how to react. He pulled me into the bathroom, albeit not too forcefully, and slowly pushed me against the restroom wall. He said that "Being a hero was a serious turn-on." He continued, "The Senate appreciates fine citizens like you. Especially this senator." He then put his left hand on my groin, over my jeans, and began to rub. I seem to remember saying something like "What is happening?” It was a bit like having vertigo. He then used his other hand to grab my left hand with his right and pulled it over to touch him. At the same time, he disengaged from rubbing me and used his left hand to push me to my knees from my shoulder for what was clearly a move to have me perform oral sex on him. At that point, I pulled away quite violently and told him I had to go. I did not see him again before he left.

He has a lawyer aiding him and says he's delivered "evidence" to that lawyer, as well as specifics of where and when this happened:

Once we established privileged communication, I told her my story; disclosing my real name and the details of my case. This included the precise date, location, some corroborating photographic evidence and two possible hearsay witnesses that I had told my story to subsequent to the incident. It was, at the very least, much more probative evidence than what was brought forth during the Kavanaugh debacle. Ms. Dhillon responded to me with respectful immediacy, offering candid advice and compassion tempered with pragmatism.

I think we need a major FBI investigation into this matter, and it doesn't matter what they conclude -- Strokacus over here has already shown his temperamental unfitness to serve in the Senate.

Meanwhile, Corrupt Claire just found out that the Toxic Masculinity has been calling from inside her house.

Missouri Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill's husband was accused of domestic violence by his former wife, a police report obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation shows.

Joseph Shepard was accused of hitting Suzanne Shepard, his former wife, in the breast while she was recovering from breast cancer, tripping her and peeing on her. Shepard has also donated thousands of dollars to the Missouri State Democratic Committee in the past and has undergone criticism for reportedly receiving $131 million in federal subsidies since 2007, when McCaskill was elected to the U.S. Senate, according to Fox News.

"Joseph entered my home. I told him to leave. He came up to me looking angry, I put my hands up to protect my breasts as they are sore from surgery (cancer) He has hit me before in the breast. He grabbed my wrist and arm and pushed me against the wall + I hit my head + back + he bruised my arms by pinching me," Shepard wrote in the police report from 1998, obtained by TheDCNF.

"He has tripped me, hit me before (police were called by my daughter), punched my cancer breast, peed on me, pushed me down and slapped me. He now threatens that everything I have is his and I will end up in low income hosing and he wants to take my things," Shepard continued.

So she filed a contemporaneous police account. Again, let's compare that to Dr. Gigglepuss' hazy remembrances and evidence-free calumnies.


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