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I'm Back! ONTHi everybody! I'm back! I hope y'all enjoyed a dose of old school ONTs from the master himself, but now I'm back and you're stuck with me again. New Orleans was a lot of fun, although when I was on Bourbon Street I felt more than once that I should be standing on a soapbox with a sign that says “REPENT!”. I do have one question for any New Orleans Morons, however. Friday evening, after cocktail hour, the 400 or so people at the conference had been told that we'd be walking to a restaurant for dinner. When cocktails were over, they told us all to get going, and we walked out of the hotel right smack dab into.....our very own Mardi Gras parade! The cops had Canal St. traffic stopped, there was a marching band, jugglers, papier-mâché heads, guys on stilts, girls in costume, cops on motorcycles, etc. We formed up and had a parade a half mile down the middle of the road, waving at bystanders, tossing beads, and so on. I know it wasn't a patch on the real Fat Tuesday, but I was wondering: Do you guys do that often? Because it was cool AF. Gosnell The Mainstream Media Doesn't Want You to See 'Gosnell' It opens tomorrow, is anyone planning to go see it? I am, I just wish I could have taken Nick Searcy up on his invitation (he popped into the Ace of Spades group on Facebook and invited any Morons who were interested to the premiere in LA). Anyone else?
Joe Murphy was the Red Wings' No. 1 pick. Then he became homeless. Very compelling and sad story of Joe Murphy and the consequences of too many concussions during an NHL career. He's been living homeless in Ontario this summer, but finally it seems he may be getting some help. The man's name is on the Stanley Cup, for heaven's sake! Related: Speaking of mental health, read this thread about a cop and a suicidal man. Tragic.
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Oregon Muse mentioned this last week in the morning rant, but I thought I'd give it a plug here as well. Moron Mark Huffman, who is a doc as well as a talented writer and artist, is trying to launch a series of superhero cards to help fight childhood obesity. You can find info on his GoFundMe here.
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Apparently this became a minor hit back in the 70s and it pissed off the guy who wrote (Ron Hellard) it no end, because he wrote it as a joke and afterwards it's all anyone wanted to talk about when he had had a long career in music. My name is Ron Hellard. I am a writer in Nashville for the last 35 years. One day a secretary at the publishing company I was signed to, asked me to write a song for her son, Troy. I did, as a favor to her, knowing that nothing would come of it. it was just a custom deal. More here
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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - December 4, 2024 [TRex]
Horse Sense Cafe Quick Hits Leftwing Media "Experts" Spin Hunter Biden's Pardon By Inventing Previous Pardons That Never Happened Assassin Guns Down the CEO of UnitedHealthcare in the Middle of the Street in Alvin Bragg's Sanctuary City for Killers, NYC Supreme Court Hears Arguments on Tennessee's Anti-Transgender-Surgery-for-Children Law; Unqualified DEI Incompetents Ketanji Brown Jackson and Sonia Sotomayor Shine In Their Stupidity Dank Brandon's Bewildered African Adventure White House Once Again Turned Into Eyebleeding Gay Meth-Hallucination Nightmare by White Trash Delaware Hillbilly Biden Clan Judge Orders Fani Willis to Disclose All Correspondence with the January 6th Committee Wednesday Morning Rant Search
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